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FUCK THIS FUCKING GAME
After 12 Years In The Minor Leagues I Don’t Try Out
...and I tattoed it....
What we need is a rainout
You look great, man.
Oh, yeah? So what. He ain't seen my heat.
Stepping up to the plate for Durham, our own Crash Davis.
Yes.
All right. Nobody's gone out there.
Go, Crash!
Oh, Millie.
This is a simple game.
The other day, Crash called a woman's... pussy...
This underwear feels kinda sexy
You want me to tuck you in?
He said a man could get lost in there and never be heard from again.
I gotta find Crash. Come on. I'll dump you off.
The crab goes in the front big guy.
Like the lava lizards of the Galápagos Islands.
Here's the pitch.
What we need... ...is a rainout.
It's okay.
Throw that shit again, Meat. Throw that weak-ass shit again.
That's better. Okay. Now... You got your radar ready?
I'm trying to thank you. Come on. Let's get out of this dump.
Okay, Nuke. Go get 'em.
You need a nickname, honey.
Can you believe it?
Home run.
Excuse me, Dad.
Hello? What?
Throw it at Harper, Okay?
- Fucking forget it. - Hey, Meat.
DW WhatsApp Chat... THAT ABOUT RIGHT? WE'RE DEALING WITH A LOT OF SHIT
So, I just thought we should kind of get to know each other.
You gotta cut the head off a live rooster.
Stepping in for the Peninsula White Sox, second baseman Allen Powley.
Don't think Just follow Ben's advice
george i told ya not to get two boxes and bash and pull them with two boxer hounds at the window! boing good riddance faye you wrrrieuduk!
- You wanna dance? - Yeah.
He called it the Bermuda Triangle.
I'll take the hex off the fucking glove. Give me the glove.
Two-nothing Bulls in the second.
Now batting for the Salem Bucks, the center fielder, Joe McCorkle.
- What do you have in there? - Nothing.
If someone asks who took that R8...
I didn't mean to hit you, man.
Crash.
Gonzaga
I'm taking him downtown.
One out away from a stunning two-hit shutout for LaLoosh.
If I throw too hard, I'm gonna hurt the girl.
- No way. - Come on, Meat.
You ever heard about Walt Whitman?
This game's fun, okay?
LaLoosh looks in for the sign. Here's the pitch.
Now, I want you to breathe through your eyelids.
- Excuse me. - "It is..."
Yeah? Where can I go?
Come on Gufferson, bring me that weak-ass shit
What's going on?
I know.
Sears sucks, Crash. I once worked there. Sold Lady Kenmores.
Hey, fellas, that's what we need, man.
But is there a special reason for it? Ama bunun özel bir nedeni var mı?
A staggering start by LaLoosh.
What?
Never fuck with a winning streak.
Begging the question, what are these boys thinking about?
Playing naked.
When somebody leaves Durham, they don't come back.
Fire one in there. Come on.
He’s got a million-dollar arm With a five-cent head
Let's go.
How’d we ever win 8? It’s a miracle.
I'm a little nervous. My old man's here.
I believe in the Church of Baseball.
was sometimes a good thing to do, especially like that.
He's coming. Go home! Home!
A big fucking donut hole for 16.
"Raye Anne, she's a stay in." No?
Okay.
NEVER F**K WITH A WINNING STREAK
Lollygagers
One ball, no strike to Willie Foster.
See this right arm? Worth a million bucks a year.
Announce my presence with authorith
Good idea. Did anybody bring a ball?
It's more democratic.
Says her name is Lana Ann Baker.
Hundred bucks says I can get us a rainout for tomorrow. It’s not gonna rain!
What do you think, honey?
You had a hell of a year, Crash.
Is this gonna happen? Us?
Let's play ball! Let's go!
You Annie Savoy?
All right, yeah!
Why is he always calling me “Meat”
But the fact is, it's a spacious non-time kind of time to it.