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There ya go
I'm the player to be named later
I ain't pissing nothing away. I got a Porsche already.
so you sabotage it with some, what is it, bullshit
"Limpid jets of love."
But, Joe, this guy's got some serious shit.
What's wrong?
Breaking ball.
You got something to write with?
And this is the most wretched road trip I've seen in 20 years.
Try taking off your shoes and socks first.
Oh, my. Damn.
When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance.
You’re a c*cksucker
I make them feel confident, and they make me feel safe
Get the broad out of your head!
Golf lesson today . . .
They're kids. SCARE 'em.
Where's Ebby?
What goes around, comes around.
- Let's play some baseball! - Hurry up!
Somebody else carries your bags.
- Time out! - Time out!
You guys, you lollygag the ball around the infield.
Somehow I knew nothing would stop him.
What's this guy know, anyway?
I dare you to throw me the hammer.
Maybe a place setting or a silverware pattern's good.
okay, well candlesticks always make a nice gift
She must’ve called him a cocksucker
- My left. - Good. That's good.
"The armies of those I love engirth me and I engirth them"
Trust me.
Yeah, you said, "Crash."
You're not going to be needing these anymore.
Not getting that cheese by me, Meat.
We’re dealing with a lot of shit here
See you at the yard, Meat.
But it just didn't work out between us. The Lord laid too much guilt on me.
I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone.
Stay on his case all year. He can go all the way.
I just wanna give it my best shot.
And when you speak of me, speak well.
I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu,
One night with some of these skaters, we can get right back on track.
One thousand big ones!
Time for another quickie.
- I'm a nice guy. But I don't... - Scare 'em.
I'm sorry. He hit .376. That's a career, man.
And I am going to the Show.
You know how the hair is kind of in a V-shape?
- Who's he dancing with? - All of them, I think.
Annie,
Is that it? Fuck this fucking game!
Only Crash Davis stands out this year.
These are the ground rules.
Listen to this.
I'm confusing him?
and the press will think you're colorful.
How much time did you and Jimmy spend together
the clown prince of baseball.
- How'd we ever win eight? - It's a miracle.
I told him.
"Full many a flower is born to blush unseen,
I knew it. You're trying to seduce me.
Dad!
Stepping in for the Peninsula White Sox is leadoff hitter Willie Foster.
All right! Good way to start, baby.
- You said, "Crash." - Oh, no.
- Get your ass out there and check it out. - You bet.
There's no relationship between sex and baseball.
Man, that is not belief. That's desperation.
Good Advice
Hope I Can Help the Ball Club
It’s a miracle
No. Just no. Please.
Come on, rook. Show us that million-dollar arm
- In any league. - Got that right.
Yeah, I was in the Show.
This is hopeless. This is utterly, fucking hopeless.
'Cause I love the game, Annie. I love it.
Come over here.
If you give in now, you might start losing.
Wait a minute. Where you going?
How dare you tell Nuke to stay out of my bed.
You catch the ball.
I know what it is.
Annie Savoy. Wanna dance?
“New league record!”
Jose made three errors with his cursed mitt.
Hey, Nuke.
That's the secret.
- My hand-eye coordination? - Unsnap my stocking.
Big club's got 100 grand in him.
Come over and sit down.
No. His professional debut tonight, and he forgets about it.
you're afraid of meeting a guy like me, 'cause it might be real
Listen, I am sick and fucking tired of you calling me Meat.
That's great. That means you're gonna have a great year.
I'm not gonna fight you, man. I'm not gonna fight you.
three, two, one.
Once again, he goes to the rosin bag.
Don't take this personal, Millie, but if I catch you in here again
Well, you two are the most promising prospects of the season so far.
People make educated guesses.
- What, I'm full of shit? - You are full of shit.
Who are you? I mean, do you have a job?
When I see your mom...
I don't know what to do with these guys.
I wanna announce my presence with authority.
We want you to mature the kid.
But most of all, it's out there.