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No! No! We know each other! I just wanted to invite you to my boy's screening.
Christian destroying John's nexus
Where are you headed with this?
Yeah, man. Call somebody who can kick me in my nuts. I need a vasectomy.
- Holy shit. - What?
I gotta deal with these co-financiers in Texas.
Even if you've never seen a Vincent Chase movie...
That is not my problem, Lloyd.
- On your mom. - Yeah, on my mom.
Well, I'm looking forward to being able to explain why.
That's just how I spun it to save myself the humiliation.
- Maybe. - That is E.
Whenever you're ready, Sarah will read with you.
Hey, Ari. Tell me you're not parking there.
I got a big ego.
And how they started from nothing...
Anyway, you wanna fire me...
- Do you think I'm bluffing? - Tap out!
Ha-ha-ha! Hey, boys!
- Oh. - I, obviously, didn't like the movie...
and Mr. McCredle as my target if I don't hear back from him.
[ALL CHEERING]
Shut up, Travis.
What do you do, Pilates?
- DRAMA: Hey, baby bro. - Welcome.
Who is insane enough to park in my spot, Allen?
I can't believe he just said he might get an Oscar nom.
Check it out.
They wanted to confirm that there's something wrong with the movie...
Look, maybe she did wanna bang you. My bad.
If we name our baby Ryan Murphy, then, yeah, I do.
You don't need to call me a loser, bro.
I'm mentally prepping.
And you don't think this is information that I could've used?
It's not intentional.
My father believes in putting money into product...
You think this is funny?
You okay?
- ...if you control your own physical universe. - Om.
Warren Buffett's gonna be blowing us for investment advice soon. You'll see.
For the good stuff I do.
Why don't we keep the focus off work?
I'm okay to continue.
- I want you to meet my fiancé Greg. - No, Lloyd. No.
I'd have sex with you.
No. Okay, great. Well, why don't we turn those cameras off?
How much did he make?
The past behaviors that almost ended your marriage.
- It's not ready. - LARSEN: Well, get it ready.
what the Real Housewives of Milan were saying, she begged to go.
- You beg me to text you sexy stuff all day. - I know.
- VINCE: I know her. - ERIC: Why wouldn't you?
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
Hey! I look Good!
What the fuck are you doing?
Uh, yeah.
- ...if I would see you at Vince's screening. - You were invited?
I know all of you.
It's cute.
I found this kid off a Mentos commercial.
You're really good in this movie. Tell him, guys.
I hear you're looking for more.
Ari. Hey, buddy.
- We got a baby girl! - You're kidding.
Hey, baby.
it just didn't.
Okay, this room is gonna be even more hostile than I thought.
Eric.
And so cute.
- Is Vince there? - Not yet.
I'm in Texas. Smell the cow shit?
and he said that you still haven't greenlit my passion project.
I've seen him in Viking Quest.
doesn't like the movie that I made.
You mean like Turtle and Ronda?
We minimize our risk.
- Look at this! - I guess he didn't hate the movie.
I gotta call you back.
Good. I hear you got something for me.
Ari.
Doc Feldman. It's Johnny Chase.
chances are you've heard the name.
And so did I.
He's almost 60. I don't have to answer to this shit.
Fuck Ari.
Nobody leaves.
Well, my publicist called and said that Just Jared wants to know if we're dating.
Still time to leave. I don't think she saw you yet.
It's this kid. He's killing me.
You see it with pro athletes. You see it with movie stars.
Really?
once the all-time box office champ.
- No. - I think that would be best.
or Kevin Costner direct Dances with Wolves. They both won Oscars.
- Sure. Well, 4 would be next. - Iron Man 4.
Oh, please. She's more likely to break his windpipe than bang his malnourished ass.
To me, this is just another check.
Any mention of me in that note, bro?
I don't care. Up to you. Tell them whatever you're comfortable with.
- Have you been unable to maintain an erection? - I didn't say that. Did I say that?
You mean to tell me that you didn't sit outside her house...
Chase hails from modest roots in Queens, New York...
Because after looking at your long list of proposed changes to my movie...
who snort meth and possibly fuck their sisters...
You know, in the last four years...
- Is it hot in here? - No, I'm good.
I'm sorry. It's nothing, buddy.
And now you live next to Spielberg.
SLOAN: We went out a couple of times. It's not a big deal.
Why the **** would I live at my baby brother's house?
Oh, shit. That's Ari Gold.
- Any word from Ari? - Radio silence.
I will learn how to stop this fucking phone from overtaking my fucking calming CD!
This was pointless.
- Hold on. Vince... - I can watch that with Emily.
Maybe there's a bigger issue that's making you not like his character, Travis.
- Even in this lawless town. - My father wants to shoot you.
What, you don't think my brand's doing fine already?
The challenge for me was I was the only human in that scene.
Yes.
Because you said I couldn't direct unless we agreed.
Though the sets are big.
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And I can't have it because he's wrong.
When am I gonna see it?
I don't ride a bike.
- Paula. - Yeah, of course.
- You seriously asking if I'm taking PEDs? - Yeah, I'm not saying I'm against it.
I'm gonna call E.
- Really? - VINCE: Yeah, and he's in my movie.
The story of Jekyll and Hyde...
I'm gonna go get a drink. Let you guys talk?
Hey, Ronda.
Not one I've directed.
Ari. Ari!
Motherfucking asshole.
- Eric manages Vinnie. - TRAVIS: Oh.
- What do I do? What do I do? - Something!
Jesus Christ!
I don't cook for people who are trying to pitch me.
- Can he do that? - Ari.
and because of E...
Problem is, nobody wants to have sex with me.
- This one is going to make... - Ari, I put my reputation on the line...
This whole thing is over a girl.