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Ah, but, John, I just did.
We don't need him. I'll put up the eight million.
Lloyd, I've got bigger problems...
- Oh. - Is this your girlfriend?
- Nothing. - You didn't come to bed.
I have to go to Dubai tonight on, uh, more pressing business.
I read for the teacher on Glee six times and didn't get it.
Motherfucker!
- But you still want more. - Just a little bit.
Ari, am I gonna lose a shit ton of money on this movie?
You know, I know people have looked at me as a joke for the past 20 years.
as studio head and, boom, I want you to star in it.
Easy. We're gonna get it annulled. Trust me, it's all good.
Saw you on Piers Morgan last night.
What time did you guys have sex?
Give it up! Johnny Chase, Hyde!
Now I say I'm willing to try, and he doesn't know what to say?
Hey, come on. Even if Ari hated the movie, who gives a shit?
Vince doesn't wanna show the movie till it's perfect.
That's your favorite.
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
What about the name Ryan?
Who runs around and uses as many girls as he can.
Thoughts? You have notes?
These guys with money always get women out of their league.
I like short movies, Vince. You know? And comedies. You ever seen Bad Grandpa?
What I heard is he treated my son like a horse's ass...
Hey, John. You can't do this.
- Wow, that's, uh... - Classy.
- I was the trailblazer. - And then Vince followed?
- Hello? - Please tell me you're not still sleeping.
What did I tell you when I gave you $100 million?
and my father would like for you to take them seriously.
Imagine when someone says, You have twins?
I meant, like, I won't fight back.
- I'm not cutting out Johnny. - No, you're not.
- Travis, have you met Emily Ratajkowski? - No, but I feel like we know each other.
I didn't know you would go over budget on your first shot.
- Pharrell! - Pharrell? What the fuck is Pharrell?
We're thinking of honeymooning in Moscow or the Ukraine.
[TRAVIS LAUGHING]
TURTLE: Uh...
Maybe I could direct.
I just don't like it.
And it could've been stupid, but, God, it worked.
Must have a big buyout, though, no?
- Vincent Chase's great in this movie. - Bullshit.
- Who does? - And I'm thinking, What did I do?
Go to Hawaii. Do yourselves a favor.
- Oh. Hey, Vince. - Hi.
Drama wants me to see his scenes. You weren't?
it would be nothing but fun, and it has been. I do almost nothing but smile all day.
One of mine, obviously.
You know, we've met before.
Reshoot? Do you have any idea what that'll cost?
I did. I do.
as much as you did, Ari.
About how much you spent and about how you made it.
- Hey. - Your friends are here.
- Just keep going. - What?
Mr. McCredle is unavailable to speak with you.
Come on.
that got strung up by his dick after giving up the game-winning goal?
E!
- Well, I can't wait to see it. - ARI: I can't either.
Relax. Turtle thought we'd do better with a big crowd.
- Not everything in the world is about you. - ERIC: Seriously, Drama.
I like to think they take care of me.
So this is all about Vince.
- No way. - Why not?
Unbutton your pants.
That's right. With Sloan.
- Vinnie. - VINCE: Good news and bad news.
You should know this, Travis, that's what movie stars are supposed to do.
What can you do?
Hey! There he is.
And if you are, Ari, this is probably your time.
The editor just called.
Nothing says you're working hard...
- Wife might even give me a pass for her. - Ha-ha-ha.
Are you suicidal?
No, I didn't study these dance moves.
E, you ducking dwarf cunt
- Really? - Yeah.
- This is a fucked-up town. - Yeah.
its almost entourage day
Will you shut up and put that shit down?
Yeah, hey, Mom.
Yeah. Something wrong with that?
- One vagina closes just as another opens. - You're disgusting.
Your neck is on the line, and so is Chase's. You've gotta be worried.
Work is not supposed to make you this angry anymore, Ari.
I guess I'm not.
I'm not supposed to say. I can call Dana.
We're hungry.
And then she just left?
- Maybe it's a TV show. - Yeah.
- What? - About the wedding, Ari.
And continue.
All we're saying is we don't get why you fall in love with every girl you fuck.
So I got the pizza boy, the brother Fredo and a Turtle.
You need to call him because I'm walking into Lamaze class.
Victory!
So, what's up? Are we gonna do this?
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards.
You know what? Give Travis and Ari DVDs to take home.
of the inner conflict of humanity's sense of good and evil.
MELISSA: He has these highs and lows.
Like a boyfriend with you? And what'd he do?
uh, yesterday.
Johnny.
- Hello? - RANDY [OVER PHONE]: Guess what?
I don't think that that pretty boy out there should be allowed to shit on me.
look who just showed up:
Because I'm coming with your money, and there ain't nothing we can do about it.
- For one year. - And this is your idea of grooming?
Hey, everyone.
Guess they still talk.
DRAMA: But hope she doesn't. You got enough complications now.
Let them wait.
Maybe you just don't fucking get it, you bean-counting little suit.
- Should I tell them you're coming? - Nope!
I need you to meet me at the Little Door in 30.
- Isn't it the producer's job to tell Ari that? - Seriously, E.
- You should be drinking my tequila anyway. - Real men drink whiskey, Turtle.