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We're up against Tyler Perry, the new Hunger Games. We'll get slaughtered.
Suddenly this little punk bitch version of Forrest Gump...
and snatching the fucking life out of you.
- Ari, listen... - I was talking to Vince, Eric.
- You have the... - Dana has this covered.
Wow.
- And you don't have herpes. - No.
Put fear to the side...
- Tap out, Turtle! - Time?
TRAVIS: Are you serious?
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
It's great, just keep reading with Sarah.
This should be fun.
He fucking snuck in there after me. I put in a whole night w...
No, I didn't study these dance moves.
Except for The Avengers.
Okay, let me help you up. I will be right here.
You beat up four guys for getting loud at a movie?
- Swear. - It's done.
- For some visual effects it needs. - I don't care about visual effects.
We caught up with Chase and his entourage on the set of his directorial debut, Hyde...
- Bad time? - No, but you can't text me shit like that.
We met at Coachella a few years ago, remember?
- Eric! - Yeah, uh, listen...
Especially this guy.
I mean there's no such thing as perfect.
- Can I come in? - No.
- Say it again, honey. - I love it!
Don't call.
- ...since you canceled the screening. - Oh, Jesus.
- Take pictures. - What, did you bring a date?
- Called him 10 times. He won't pick up. - Try him again, please?
He sucks. His too-pretty face ruins the fucking thing. It's distracting.
- DANA: You've seen it? - Oh, yes.
thinks he has the authority to weigh in on cutting my movie star director's brother...
Molly. Anyone want molly?
- No, what did he have? - A girl. Laurie.
Isn't my offering up my house for the ceremony enough, Lloyd?
I've already run five miles and fucked like an adult film star.
Then get off because I was done, like, 20 minutes ago.
He said what?
- After nine days? - Sometimes you just know.
Maybe.
Not from you, who I've known for 20 years.
- Sure is. - You wanna meet her?
[WHISPERING] Hey. How are you?
which he is, but that's not really the point.
Vince.
- It's not ready. - When will it be?
Maybe I shouldn't be here.
I'm confused. Is this a business meeting?
- I do the Santa Monica steps. - Sick, bro. Sick.
Jesus Christ.
You know that I didn't come back for the money. I came back to leave a legacy.
- WOMAN 2: Mr. Chase! - MAN: Vince!
But the kid said, and I'm quoting:
[ARI CHUCKLES]
Of all the guys I never thought I'd catch fucking in my room.
- Think we had a connection. - DRAMA: Please.
- What's he doing here? This is bad. - When you see it, you won't think so.
Yo, E!
Just respect me, please.
Oh, boy. Armie Hammer, 12 o'clock.
- She's got the armbar! - That's not good!
I already did. She sent me straight to voicemail. Twice.
Maybe I should call security and have your ass dragged out. How would you like that?
he still has to go.
Yes. How do you know?
[SIRENS WAILING]
Do you know how hard I have worked to avoid going to Texas?
He told his ex-assistant that he could have his wedding at our house.
You came to Hollywood first?
Just breathe.
I know. I'm sorry.
- I didn't think they were working. - I did.
Actually I had sex with the texter yesterday also.
- How bad is it? - Ari, it's...
Well, I wanna marry her, but you gotta start somewhere, right?
ERIC: All right, here we go!
No, but you're old. Heh.
ARI: Thanks, Hector. I won't be long.
And you must be a lot tougher than you look.
He probably hasn't even watched it yet, Vin.
Whatever you wanna call them.
- Ew. - Don't get nasty with me, bitch.
- Oh, God! - Please don't make a gay joke.
We're looking at you.
No, Eric. I really don't wanna get in any deeper.
- How are you? - You're sitting in on this too?
- I'll let you beat me up for a round. - Let me?
Great, a Titanic reference.
to get you this job.
But, yeah, I like it! I really like it!
Come on.
Oh, good merciful God.
WOMAN: You're next.
It's just not true.
- He's right. Maybe we should save it till later. - No, I think we should talk about this now.
Is that Emily Ratajkowski over there talking to Vinnie Chase?
- Yeah, seriously. Ari, come on, speak! - Tell him the truth. Don't be shy.
Go fuck yourself, Ari.
Where is this meeting?
[WHISPERING] He's Vinnie Chase's brother.
which is the most important investment I have ever made.
I'll call you an Uber.
Not released yet though, bitch.
- MELISSA: That was our agreement. - Yes. I know.
- You're a daddy! Come here. - Congrats.
I bet your father has a much nicer office.
Fuck! Fuck!
No. Even though that is so amazingly generous, this is so much more important to me.
- Ex-assistant. He's like a daughter to me. - You didn't even ask me.
Now can we finish?
He's an abomination and he's got to go.
- You need to shut the fuck up. - Don't tell me to shut the fuck up.
He just resigned from the studio.
And then she said it.
I won 500 bucks on your last fight.