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A girl? This whole thing is over a fucking girl?
- ...but it feels sick, Terrence. - You can quote me on that.
Okay. A few.
- Like the new svelte frame? - You look like Karen fucking Carpenter.
- Yeah. - RICHARD: Wow.
Now, stop.
- Don't answer that. - Well, it must be important.
Well, you can't. Can you?
Some people say you have the same character traits.
Are you kidding me?
I'm dealing with it.
I mean, we're lying there looking at each other, and we didn't have a thing to say.
- All right. I gotta find E. - Fuck E.
Unless she sells you out, how's he gonna find you anyway?
I really need to do something different than anything I've ever done.
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
- Did he get you pregnant also? - Not that I know of.
I didn't waste one single nickel. I've been killing myself to make this movie great...
I can't believe I'm gonna say this...
- Please? - You are relentless.
ALL: Congratulations, Greg and Lloyd!
She said, If you want to apologize, do it in person like a man.
I think if you look at it, you're gonna see that your money is in secure hands.
Do you think I give a shit about zombie apocalypse? What the fuck is that?
That wasn't their only question.
- If this is about Emily, no comment. - I've got no interest in your sex life.
[MOANING]
- Travis. Thanks for making the time. - No, thank you for coming to me.
MORGAN: His agent at the time was none other than Hollywood powerhouse Ari Gold...
I might sneak onto the set, go into the Hyde laboratory and masturbate into a beaker.
- He doesn't like the movie? - It doesn't matter.
PAULA: Okay, so you're fine.
Well, I can't wait to hear the fucking fairy tale you spin.
- Too focused on my career. - Oh.
anyone can make.
I didn't know I was invited.
TURTLE: Ronda Rousey, the fighter.
Not while I'm trying to figure out how to save this movie...
You're 15 over.
Ah...
Travis McCredle's here to see you.
- I didn't want you to have the wrong idea. - What was the right idea?
That's fine. Truth is, I'd rather work with her than date her, anyway.
- I'll put up the money. - I'll split it.
Something meaningful.
[FOOTSTEPS]
All that money's gonna be mine someday...
- We? - We used to live together, Eric.
I'm doing my show Wahlburgers at A&E. If they try to cut my mother, I'd kill somebody.
Dude, I'm calm. But you better get excited.
- What? - DANA [OVER PHONE]: Did you show a cut...
- I'm not really that clean. - What do you mean?
Do you understand?
- Randy! You're supposed to be in Chatsworth. - Who the fuck is this loser?
Um, I have a copy of the movie. Vinnie Chase's unfinished cut.
And that surprise of the year.
- It's Ari Gold again. - Mr. Gold, I have told you 20 times already...
I know we met before, but what is your involvement in this again?
MAN: He was video chatting with this girl, it turned into sex...
- He wants us to go out front. - Why?
That's right, Matt.
How much fucking money did this guy make?
- TURTLE: Pfft. - You know what, bro?
- Tell him it doesn't suck. - It doesn't suck.
[ARI CHUCKLING]
Fifteen seconds!
You have a Best Supporting Actor nomination for Johnny Chase...
- Yeah. Your bad. You totally got in my head. - Why don't you just call her and apologize?
I just wanted to say that that was really fast for me.
Do you really think it's great?
Tell him the truth.
I got a couple covers coming out, Drama.
Johnny, what the hell is going on?
always invited to my home to tell me why.
What kind of a sick, narcissistic fuck are you?
Yeah.
It's the best movie Vince has ever done!
where he was raised by a single mother, surrounded by a group of loyal friends.
Why is there enough food here for 300?
Nobody thought he had any business directing this film. You bullied it through.
I got ideas. Later.
- She the one that got pregnant? - I can't keep up with this guy.
Really?
Now!
Jesus fuck. You couldn't just hold off one night?
Think the Texas money guy's in town.
If you've been paying attention...
as his younger brother cast him in what he describes...
Oh, of course.
Aw, thanks. Well, thanks for coming in, Jimmy.
I know I haven't been great to you lately, baby.
[CELL PHONE CHIMES]
[ALL CHUCKLING]
Like Tonya Harding.
Oh. Don't fuck this up, Drama.
- ...how about Vince and I come and see you? - See me? Why?
I played softball with him. He's out of his mind. I'd leave it alone.
- Really. Since when? - Since after the screening.
- Johnny Chase? - DRAMA: Yeah.
Breathe in.
Because this guy got in my head, telling me there's no way you'd be interested in me.
Later.
I like to have more of a connection than whether I have exact change.
Vince does. And why wouldn't he?
- ARI: Hm. - But this one, I gotta tell you...
- What, Ari, no suit? - Not tonight, DV.
Well, my agent at the time, he wasn't too happy.
Neither of you really believes you mean it, though.
No. I've been verbalizing it. There's a difference.
Of course you say no.
- I got the Hamster here. He's crazy. - I'm crazy.
Which is interesting because I heard the purpose of this meeting was to fire me.
TURTLE: Mm-hm.
Because most of the fun of being with a girl that hot...
This is a big night for Vince, so try not to ruin it.
What the fuck you making over here?
Someone named Melanie wants your cock.
Oh, my God. This could be it.
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You're my Mentos man, Vinnie.
I realized I rushed into marriage because I'm searching for something.
I'm a little stressed about an audition I got tomorrow.
You people do what you do, but, uh, if anybody wants to see more of my money...
...a modern-day retelling of Robert Louis Stevenson's classic, Jekyll and Hyde.
…how much did you spend???
- I was gonna call you to talk about it. - I don't wanna talk.
What fucking girl, Gold?
We wanted to surround Vince with the best people in the business...
We got a real problem with this Travis guy, and I need my manager-producer back now, okay?
I also wanna direct.
- No? - No, it's no masterpiece.