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In English literature, there's a guy named Jekyll and a guy named Hyde.
- I'm dealing with Ari on this, Vince. - On what? Come on!
- Give me something I can use in the office. - I can hear you. You're disgusting.
I tried, Eric.
and his fucking Foghorn Leghorn of a father won't call me back to tell me that he doesn't.
Which is why I told my father we should bite the bullet...
ERIC: Thanks again.
- It's gonna change his life. - Thanks, bro.
LARSEN: Well, I don't need to see the damn movie.
Hang on.
I was born with them.
Sorry. I haven't seen the movie yet. I...
at least pretend to respect him.
I can't believe a website would actually post something like that.
Vegas odds had your retirement lasting longer than my marriage.
Yeah, sure. Why not? You're clean. I trust you.
As an artist, I'm pretty unbiased.
I don't know how to fix my problems.
but it also has commercial appeal as well.
Mentos, The Freshmaker
- That was awkward. - He's a lot bigger than I thought.
- No, I can't. I got the doctor. - Oh.
Really? I didn't think they'd come.
Oh. Did you have other problems with the movie?
And I have this feeling in my gut that he could explode at any second.
- I'm sure there's an app for that. - Listen, Ari...
I'll talk to you later.
I was given the gift of delusional confidence, but not any real talent.
I'll show you some of my footage. You'll flip out.
Travis, here, got a real good eye for things like that.
I was given the gift of delusional confidence But not any real talent
Didn't realize you were in the middle of a work session.
I don't worry. I just win.
- What meeting? - Laura didn't know.
- Yes. - Hundred million plus, with P&A.
You had no problem with Vince at the party.
Hm.
How the hell are you gonna fix his face with editing?
- The chairman of the studio? - I know who he is.
Fine, but if I pass, you drink it.
All five of those heroes on screen at one time.
- Jimmy? - No?
- Does he even know how to direct? - Ari?
- Do you know why he's not coming? - I don't care.
Health and happiness for the kids, peace on Earth...
- Do you mind if I sit for a minute? - You know, actually, I have a meeting right now.
- L'chaim. - L'chaim, bitches!
- Congrats on everything. So how does it feel? - Yeah, I don't wanna speak for baby bro...
TURTLE: No wonder he has no time for business.
- VINCE: Thank you. - I'm strapped, bro.
- Holy shit. - ERIC: What?
- I'm trying to act here. - RICHARD: Ha-ha-ha.
I love it. I love it.
I hear you have other offers. Can you tell us, will you run another studio?
You're too good-looking to be insecure.
- He's got a better chance of fucking me. - Or me.
"I didn't know myself."
- It's good, right, baby? - MELISSA: Yes, Ari.
My life is over.
- Just see yourself out, Turtle. - Look, Ronda, come on.
- What kind of shit studio you running here? - Mark, hey. Calm down.
♫ Fresh goes better with Mentos fresh and full of life ♫
- VINCE: Wow. - TURTLE: Holy shit.
Yes.
You think I'm gonna abandon ship now?
Vinnie, show us the fucking film!
And he said you looked like one of them guys that, uh...
I'm strapped bro.
and even Turtle. Because we do things we love.
- You causing trouble over pussy again? - Dad, this is our money.
I need you to fuck my daughter's friends so I don't have to.
- He's seen it? - He's seen a couple of scenes.
Now, I have a son, so this is hard.
I thought you looked nervous.
A hundred and forty minutes.
Yeah, it's comfy, huh?
But there's a reason for that. It's because I'm always right!
Meaningless.
Yo, Vinnie Chase. The DJ from hell.
It could be the Texan or Vince...
who can hopefully calm me down.
Good luck. I'll see you in bed.
I don't follow.
- Come on, dude. Are you serious? - I'll talk to Marketing. We'll get on it.
I don't. I don't have a girlfriend.
I don't know.
He hates Vince.
It's just his opinion.
and that things really change for me.
that's fucked up, vince.
Wow, what a space.
- Where's the fucking meeting? - John's house in Santa Barbara.
You really saying I should've kept away from her because of him?
This idiot's father owns half the fucking negative, and you know it.
- As far as what? - Well, as far as the big breaking news.
- Name? - Ryan.
So can you get it for me?
DRAMA: Vince.
An UberX, actually.
- Uh... - Last night you said you didn't have one.
- Oh, no. We're just friends. - TRAVIS: Oh.
ELLIS: Are you out of your fucking mind?
- Yeah. I'm having a great hair day. - I can't. I have plans.
At least a year.
I'm sorry.
Ari's retired.
- ERIC: Later. - VINCE: Later.
- Hi. How are you? - Good. Funny running into you here.
if I listened to everybody who told me I was too short?
So tell me, what exactly didn't you like?
Yo! Stop following me, motherfucker!
- Relax, John. Your heart. - I don't have a heart problem.
Vince? Time to get this show on the road. I've put in some quality time alone with Emily.
and he's only in four scenes in the movie.
I need more information.
- An old, broken-down male ballerina. - Good part?
- ...but what do I do? - Take a breath. You don't even know it's yours.
Except you. You can go.
- Sarah, keep going with the... - Would you describe yourself as flexible?
TURTLE: Where's your car?
If it doesn't work out, we can always move back to Queens with Ma, right?
Tow it. Actually, I'm in a good mood. Just spit on it.
It's the studio.
[RINGING]
I got an audition at 3. Who wants to run lines with me?
five nominations, including Best Picture and two acting nods.
You're making bigoted assumptions now, baby.
[LAUGHS]
But there's no more trying. You're either over the past or not.
- MELISSA: Tell her what you did today. - What does that have to do with anything?
I know who you are: Tarvold from Viking Quest.