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My dick gets hard every time a girl looks at me.
- Oh, my God! - What?
Ari. John Ellis keeps calling.
Because it is true.
- No way. - Not a chance.
Nobody walks in L.A., E. You look stupid.
Call your boys at Grindr.
We wanted to make sure there wasn't a Natalie Wood-type situation.
But if you don't leave right now, I really will call security.
What'd I tell you, Turtle? You visualize success, you get it.
Thank God!
- ARI: Hey, Kelsey. - Ari. Melissa.
LARSEN: Say, Ari.
Little potion for E.
Well, I hope when he grows up, he's not a complete and utter fucking buffoon like mine.
- Put some clothes on! - You're not supposed to be here!
If you're not really gay, Lloyd, now's probably the time to say so.
ERIC: Why are you so scared to show Ari the movie?
- I've been seeing her a few weeks. - A few weeks?
SARAH: Did you go to school for dance?
Not me. I'm a relative.
Truth is, they fired me.
It won't fail.
Oh, you like that?
Can you do that to yourself, please?
Don't worry. I got everyone walking through that door signing an NDA, so they can't talk about it.
- MORGAN: This pizza place, in fact. - Nice pic.
We always thought you were so funny.
You should go before I feel like hitting something.
WOMAN [OVER SPEAKERS]: You are the master of your universe...
I agree. She probably wants you to make her some money now that you're Mini-Mark Cuban.
He didn't know before that? Who is he, the guy from The Crying Game?
You could blow me through it if it sucks. Ease the pain?
to help guide him through the treacherous waters of Hollywood.
MORGAN: Chase plucked Murphy away from a life of spinning pies...
- Wonder what the girl he's with thinks about it. - They're not together.
- Ari. - Just one pic.
Okay. Good talk.
which I can't imagine being the case, so, what's up?
Oh, good God.
No, you look nervous right now. I've never seen you nervous.
Local broadcasting news anchor author tea party candidate homeschooler employee of the month judge court president windy city news football coach academy award news anchor
Hey.
Go!
You've been on the job nearly eight months, and you hadn't paid us a visit yet.
What?
Is that an act?
which just made me angry and just made my wife sore.
Look, I got a ton of ideas.
- I saw it last night, Larsen. - ARI: Really?
This is like our third session since last night.
I'm calling to see if you've got any comment to make about Ari Gold?
Arguing with investors
I need you right now, goddamn it, so get your ass out here.
Don't be ridiculous. There's a whole beach out there.
Do you know I haven't even been held in six months?
- What's it say? - You're not gonna believe it.
is I knew what that role would do for my big bro.
I wanted to talk to you, but we didn't exchange numbers.
No, of course I don't feel that it's true, because it's not.
I just wanna know if you do, because I wanna get shredded for the Hyde junket.
Nope, your baby mama gave birth to Pete Dinklage.
TURTLE: So that's a true story?
But what exactly were his qualifications when Mr. Chase asked him to come on board?
Oh, really, Gold?
Who's talking about love? I'm talking about sex.
Oh, that's too bad. I actually wanted to see you face-to-face.
You're doing fine, Lloyd.
I was actually managing a Sbarro's.
- WOMAN: Vince. - Yo. Come in.
I love the honesty.
Whose-ever. This is gonna be a great fucking screening.
Because this oil spigot is shut off till you do.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Get the fuck out of here.
This is the third time that you've come to me for more money.
- Yeah. - Then go.
VINCE: Johnny, wanna drop me at editing?
When it gets dark. Why?
You know how many I've seen?
[ARI SPEAKS IN CHINESE]
She's amazing.
But most of them revolve around cutting out Vincent Chase's mutant brother.
[EXHALES]
Now, what he did, he went out on a limb.
I know they didn't teach you about budgets in spaghetti and meatballs class.
Oh, yeah. Oh...
the wife to have bigger tits, only sometimes.
Sorry, Vince.
[RINGING]
Look, Turtle, I'm sorry.
Heh. Me too.
Don't fuck me on this, Vinnie.
- Think he drives a yellow Lamborghini? - I know it. He had it on the lot. Why?
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
[BAND PLAYING HAVA NAGILA]
No, this isn't the time or the place.
the next call you'll get is from my attorney.
I think you're a great guy. I really do.
- How? - Don't worry, Carrot Bottom.
- You might need to go to the doctor too. - MELANIE: What?
- Ari, I have people here. - I don't mind.
- Think he heard us? - What'd he say?
What'd you think?
We'll get some feedback, then show you the cut.
- Euripides. Aeschylus. - Douchebag.
Uh, just a little.
So, Sloan, any way we can get this labor process cranking?
- You never get nervous before a photo shoot? - No, I know what I look like.
It works so well, in fact, that tonight, after everyone goes home...
Hey! Oh, shit!
That's really interesting.
- You okay? - Yeah, I'm okay.
- Dad, he's so full of shit. - What'd I say?
- Follow me home. - Seriously?
And I'm just praying that people see it...
Don't worry, we'll handle it.
Come on. My wife didn't really fuck me this morning.
- WOMAN: Ari! Ari! - I can't now, Jess.
Are you familiar with the penal code in this county?
One of the reasons why I wanted to make this movie...
But I just can't commit.
I'm sure Ari has seen an unfinished film before.
Yeah!
You really won't tell him? I told him about the money.
That pretty boy director is locked out...
- With who? - ERIC: You don't know her.