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It's that stalker. Ted.
När rätten frågar mig varför utredningen ser ut som den gör trots tre heltidsutredare
I'm gonna see Radiohead.. Me too....again...
And when the Wal-Mart cashier job fell through, I hooked up with Peking Pizza.
- Here, you want the sports page? - Thank you.
"HE WAS MASTURBATING!"
But if this chick turns up with a toe tag, I'm rolling over on you, big guy.
I went home that night, shaved my beard. And a week later...
Yeah, I cured all sorts of horrible illnesses in Third World countries.
Tracy
Now I'm good. Strong like bull.
I was worried about you.
Man, they never look like you'd expect. do they?
thank you
...and come out with me.
- Sure. All right. - Good.
Oh, my...
Are you shitting me? Mr. Goody-Two-Shoes?
i never said that!
This is Mary's stepfather. Charlie. I'm Sheila. Her mother.
Well, they may know About domestic and imported ale
- Well. It's just an enclosure. - No, but they keep him confined?
- Warren. - Warren, come here. Stop.
What it’s like working at ER.
- Border terrier. - Border terrier. Like Benji.
Strong Like Bull
My real name's Norm.
Hello.
My. A deuce and a half. Huh?
The orphan babies who cried in your arms in...
When someone asks me... what its like to work with some people in the Nerve..
Who told you that? Sully, it's one... It's a lite beer.
I just wanna get you drunk so you'll pass out...
How are you?
I’m Fucking with you! Phil
Seven minute mavs
Will do Neil. Great cause...
- Have a good day. See you later. - Looking good, honey.
Why I did it?
...and a...
.
- Sully, is that you? - May I ask who's calling. Please?
I'll get you her number as soon as she gets back from Japan.
Aww my nephew Jo-man. Poor bastard Keep hard, bro
"Seeking sensitive Wasp doctor to share candlelit dinners...
Have you seen my weiner?
I told you 20 times you're not welcome here anymore.
- Ever been? - What?
Yes. You noticed, huh? These are called love blisters.
Holy shit.
What I wouldn't give to know what heavy feels like
Ted, I'm the kind of guy who likes to shoot from the hip.
We don't have to do anything. Because. look. I can just wear this over the front.
#fartgate
When I have to deal With the G shops
HE WAS MASTURBATING!
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. ASAP.
Really? So she hasn't changed at all. Huh?
It’s like you’re trying to read a script…
Shit.
There's a disabled schmuck who's in a wheelchair. He's coming back.
How could you have some guy you don't even know spy on me?
You know the 12 page pitch deck? How about 6 page ptichdeck?
Okay? I mean, come on. You're liberated. I feel liberated.
They're just fixated on you because of how you make them feel about themselves.
And you'd probably dump the poor guy halfway to Katmandu.
- I'm Steve Tyler with The Troubleshooters. - Oh. Yeah. Hey.
It's beautiful.
MY REAL PASSION IS MY HOBBY
who's filling in for marleen roch and gabi anderson? marleen johnsu.
Heavy? What I wouldn't give to feel heavy.
.
How do you know that I'm right?
...and after Princeton. I decided, "You know what? Be cautious.
I heard this rumor that this guy I like was gonna ask me...
Meaning?
Yeah. You gotta bend a little bit, or believe me. You're gonna break.
- Oh. Man. - What a shock.
It's just that I think you should be careful with this guy. That's all.
See, I realized something today. I'm no better than any of these guys.
- I mean. Everybody has a bit of... - Ted, I'm fucking with you.
You know what? All the same. I think I wanna call her.
Mike, Eddie. Get down here quick. Bring everybody. Bring a camera.
Mary's a fox.
- Look who's here. - There she is.
Don't bet on it.
(seethes in savage)
It was you.
All right. Look. I think everybody could use a drink right now.
Well, jeez...
...you know. If they had their own condo in Nepal.
Well, why the hell did you try and trade for a tight end on a bye?!?! I mean...
Fuck kindred spirits. My little Puffy here is gonna tell you...
Unless, of course, someone comes up with 8 packs of 32oz cans
Yeah. Ted from Rhode Island. Ted.
You gotta learn to have a pop once in a while or you're gonna fall off the wagon.
- Hello? - Hello?
You said it, mister. I gotta run.
I thought that was part of your kick.
- Really? - Yeah.
The guy's walking the streets. I'm kissing him.
Don’t worry I’ll tell everyone you have a huge dick!
Hey, hey, hey. I'm not a stalker. I'm not a stalker, all right?
He hardly ever says the right thing. And he probably farts too
You were following us.
I was just stopping Hamas too
I thought about it, but I got too much of a good thing going on here.
Miss You
- You been to the cash machine? - Yeah.
What the hell's going on here?
I don't watch the new ones.
иим тмтит
- I'm just gonna... I'm gonna... - So are you going to the prom?
I guess it seems that women today are more impressed by the almighty buck...
Lab tests confirm a fingerprint match.
Who? Roller Jackie?
- I was peeing too. - Yeah, I'm sure you were all just pissing.
- So I'll see you tonight. Right? - Sure.
Weeveean Mountain Dew (Both Kinds) And Fried Bologna Sammich-Enhanced Body Mass Can Hold More Organotoxins According To WVMA Sources
These are the people you live amongst. You got a right to know if they're creeps.
When you see someone new Have you seen me
You know, Stroehmann, you are so full of shit.
2020 so far?
This guy runs a little hot, but he gets the job done.
STRESS.... YOU EVER HAVE A WHITEHEAD ON YOUR EYEBALL MARY
Hey. Hey.
Me quedo con los zapatos Marcelito
Is that hair gel?
...that he would have popped the question a long time ago.
You expect me to believe this is a straight stalker case? Come on.
Hey, you're a little worked up. Let me do the talking.
This is just another one of his stupid little ploys.
Pizzaboy
Noooo, no no no, not six, I said seven! No one is coming six!
So..you wanna watch sportscentre?
When you're looking at architecture, try to visualize the buildings as a whole.
Sure. Yeah.
“About that” he says!
Woogie. You're starting to make me a little nervous.
That's cute. I don't buy it. But it's cute.
- Warren. - Warren.
Maybe I'll open up a can of whoop-ass on him
I want you to level with me.
Healy. How smashing to see you.
Turn her over to a violent stalker.
just like you!
Hold, please.
Grout This year it’s the 49’ers
Have you seen my basketball?
- Don't bust my chops. I know it's corny... - Pat. I'm not kidding.
Clean your way around the world
Seven, man, that's the number.
He's got a forehead like a drive-in movie theater. He's a good sh!t...
She's got a forehead like a drive-in movie theater
- No, no, it's stupid. - What? Come on. You can say it.
The most honest moment in a man's life are the few minutes...
LEt's do Rumpies and Bumpies tonight? And hook up with a Roller pig? Are you nuts?
So...
Shut up.
Roller Pig!?!?
No. No. No. Not pills!
- Sully? - Hello?
I was in and out of the hospital in a couple of weeks.
"...can you tell us his name?"