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- Yes, sir. - Sir?
I don't think anybody would see you fall through a radio, sir.
That's like Newark after dark. You gotta watch out.
Not when I get into trouble. No, I don't.
An incredible thing. Yes, it's the new Pope-on-a-Rope.
Oh! You're going straight to hell for that one!
But you are a maniac, and you'd better start changing your life.
I come home in a box.
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Why'd you name your daughter Linda Bird?
What do they mean, police action?
(Inaudible dialogue) ♪ Are also on the faces ♪ (Inaudible dialogue) ♪ Are also on the faces ♪
In my heart, i know i'm funny
He maliciously and with purposeful intent read unofficial news.
Talk.
We promised our listening audience Nixon highlights by 4 p.m.
[SIREN WAILING]
STUDENTS: Flip them the bird. - A bird.
If a field radio...
Dr. Heimlich Feintush.
I don't know, lieutenant.
CRONAUER [ON TAPE]: Well, I didn't make that suggestion, sir.
It's cool, no big deal. Look.
What!
When asked for a reply, the Russians went,
Got an agreement on Guam. Sounds like bird droppings.
beyond sight and sound.
She comes up, she spills soup all over you, looks at you like,
[DREAM ON LITTLE DREAMER PLAYING ON RADIO]
(Inaudible dialogue) ♪ Than I'll ever know ♪ (Inaudible dialogue) ♪ Than I'll ever know ♪
- Thank you. SOLDIER 13: Sean Donum.
- I doubt it. - Ha-ha-ha.
Lost luggage.
We have to have training. When I think you're ready, I'll try.
Obviously, you just said, I'll join the Army, and be with people in green.
Even saying that means I don't know dick.
They're all named Nyugen or Doh or things like that. It's very difficult for me.
so please, tune in.
Garlick, will you cut it out?
God, I've gotta be with her, at least till she learns my name.
[DREIWITZ SCATTING REVEILLE]
Good morning League-A!!!!
Don't get crazy over this, Dick. We're only talking about a damn deejay.
Knock yourselves out.
Keep the PC on the QT
CRONAUER: Hey, I'm Adrian Cronauer. I'm on again at 1600.
Don't ruin it by conjuring up images of Dale Evans, all right?
Good morning, Caribbean!
You're not. This is a very different culture.
LEVITAN: To avoid razor-burn problems,
And I'd like to get to know all of you
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Okay, Frenchy, what would you like to hear?
MI NH: Thank you.
[ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING ON TAPE]
I want to see him ASAP.
I like that. Makes me feel, uh, British or something.
You know why we ended up in the same place?
(Inaudible dialogue) ♪ The colors of the rainbow ♪ (Inaudible dialogue) ♪ The colors of the rainbow ♪
Seeing as how the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT? 'Cause if it leaks to the VC he could end up MIA, and then we'd all be put on KP
[GASPS]
MAN [ON RADIO]: - Has signed Les Crane to a talk show.
Say, Hey, baby, what's happening? Let's groove.
- The hunt is on. - What is wrong?
- Shut up. - Okay.
When it's time to read the news, you just take it off these machines here.
[AS FRENCHY] Oh, Lieutenant Steve.
[As Gomer Pyle] Oh, you're going to hell for that one.
Why?
There. Whoa, jeez, it almost blew up in my face.
Oh, still a bad song. Hey, wait a minute. Let's try something.
If you don't understand, you should take my English class.
Let's get down to business here, general. What is going on here?
What are you afraid of? People might find out there's a war?
Good MORNING MISSION CONTROL!
Okay, we gotta play, Wilk. You're pitching.
Hi, what's your name? [SHOUTS] Bob Fliber!
would include Lawrence Welk, Jim Nabors, Mantovani.
Two degrees cooler? Me without my muff, God.
You're a little angry, so you say to her... Minh?
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
Here's a little James Brown coming your way.
I feel like a fox in a chicken coop.
Today, President Lyndon Johnson passed a highway beautification bill.
He didn't show up for work today either.
For crying out loud, man, this isn't brain surgery.
Not really. See, the purpose is to inform you as to the radius of the radio waves.
Put these on and say, There's no place like home.
Oh you're going straight to hell for that one
than a strong cup of cappuccino or an espresso enema.
You skin will look and feel a whole lot better.
That is not what we program here.
(Inaudible dialogue) ♪ What a wonderful world ♪ (Inaudible dialogue) ♪ What a wonderful world ♪
It's unbelievable.
Let's pull her right back down. Let's try it faster, see if that picks it up.
TAYLOR: We'll handle it.
- It's antics, hysterical-type things. - Hysterical-type things?
I think he sounds exactly like Mister Ed. You be the judge.
If anything screws up, it's my ass in the mower.
your home and work phone on paper, and passing it forward.
Please, okay?
That's about as good a polka as you'll ever hear.
He came to us because of prostrate problems
Chaperons.
So what?
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
Keep going! Keep going!
Those men who lost equipment in last week's rains
Not without slides.
These two were physically abusing a Vietnamese national.
Hold on, how big is this thing? Hold on, how big is this?
Dan Levitan. You've probably heard my radio show.
and all that's gonna be left in here are a couple of brain-dead rednecks,
How easy is it gonna be to get him off the air then?
Hey!
So every item's checked by these two guys in here.
Goooooood morning League-A!!!
[IT'S ALL RIGHT PLAYING ON RADIO]
(Inaudible dialogue) ♪ For me and you ♪ (Inaudible dialogue) ♪ For me and you ♪
swinging Steven Hauk.
CRONAUER [ON RADIO]: This is AFVN, rocking you from the Delta to the DMZ.
They're out there.
CRONAUER: Who will do the Cronauer show?
Bella and Edward know they got your car, and they are on the warpath.
Finals got me like
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Thank you. Thanks for these. Oh, these are special.
No, it means groovy. Try that one.
Good morning, Talia Semaan!
Okay, join the others if you can. All right, let's see.
Genius? What are you saying to me?
[DUBBED IN VIETNAMESE]
- Soon we play baseball? - When you teaching us softball?
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