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[IN NORMAL VOICE] What is this demilitarised zone?
[SCREAMS THEN SPEAKS GI BBERISH]
He's not out till you have both halves of the ball.
Not enough for the car, yeah.
We have to go to Washington to Weather Central to Walter Cronkite.
Hot damn hot
Hello, Vietnam, and greetings.
And don't say that the weather is the same all the time here,
The weather forecast on Radio Studio West
Okay, sir, thank you.
The Mississippi River broke through a protective dike today.
Oh, she pour nuoc mam noodle soup with fish ball.
Happy Birthday
And then try and take her into a bed.
I'm certain that I'm a Catholic boy, and I don't know when I'll be getting laid.
straight to hell
I got something I gotta do.
Well, wait till you hear it. He's this far from sincerity.
- Where's that? - The noodles, remember?
First thing I'd like to know is what subject this is.
Also Elizab... Queen Elizabeth, Liz...
He was quoted as saying,
[I GET AROUND PLAYING ON RADIO]
- I can't, I gotta be back on the air... - You have to meet her today.
Military intelligence? There's a contradiction in terms.
A woman by the river going,
- Give me your hand. - Thank you.
Oh, sir, Walter Cronkite lives in New Jersey.
Oh, no, follow the Ho Chi Minh Trail. Follow the Ho Chi Minh Trail.
My boyfriend's back and there's gonna be trouble.
if you're going to be dressing in civilian clothes, don't forget pumps.
Sir? Do you see anything on this profile indicating an officer?
SLOAN: Last time, in our last class, we read Chapter 3.
Bob likes a big room, sir.
Lets Groove
Oh, Mr. Cronauer, we say thank you for your fine teaching about softball.
Yes, come, we go.
Not official news. Far as I'm concerned, it didn't happen.
- And you have to get on the air. - Oh.
I guess that beach movie really impressed her, huh?
Sergeant major.
We're trying to meet them, but nobody can come up with any good lines.
GARLICK: Sir.
[WOMAN SCREAMS]
who's in charge of orientation and billeting of enlisted personnel
[HELICOPTER WHIRRING IN DISTANCE]
- Specific introductions.
[AS MICK JAGGER] All right.
You're a very attractive man, Abersold. Don't think I haven't noticed.
I'm gonna give you the old chuck on the shoulder now.
[NORMAL] Tell me what it feels like. [SOLDIER] Fool, it's hot.
I don't know what to say.
If someone in America comes up and says,
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Hi. What's your name?
- Where do you imagine you're going? - Just gonna get a little something to eat.
- I know it sounds dumb. - I not can do this, Cronauer.
Whoa, there, Dick, put the brakes on.
I'm interested in the girl, not in you playing Dear Abby.
Stamp collections, pulling chickweed from my dad's dichondra plants.
Wait a minute, try this one, try this one.
[SCATS]
Adrian Cronauer, Gls, a wacky and welcome addition...
I guess I get inside, hit these air conditioners. I get a little dizzy.
That's wonderful.
- Programming taste. - Programming taste.
You don't really need me You just keep me steaming on
- You gotta tell me where your brother is. - I don't know.
SOLDIERS: All right!
A little dignity!
That's pretty much to the point, sir. Not much grey area in this one.
will resume as scheduled at the Ban Mi Thout Park,
But I warn you, you not like it when you get there.
- Really? - Yeah.
So without further ado, here's a farewell extravaganza.
Take you home.
General likes easy listening. I have to inform you...
- Three, four. - The left, left, left, right, right, right.
Yeah, now, then you say, Groovy, yeah.
I got people stuck in places they haven't even considered how to get out of yet.
I know Americans.
[SLOWLY] We found out that we can't find them. They're out there,
[AS ELMER FUDD] Thank you, America. It was fun being president.
They spilled something on your pants, what would you do?
I work for a living, airman.
He's left Crete. He's entered the demilitarised zone.
[AS FRENCHY] Oh, Lieutenant Steve.
And my older brother, who be 29 years old, he dead.
I'm... She's getting away. Edward, get the jeep, get the jeep.
when i get to work
These three were executed shortly after this photo was taken.
Dammit Marty! This will not look good on a resumé!
[WOMAN, SCRAT, AND SQUIRRELS SCREAMING]
I don't think you understand me, Sparky. Ahem.
Okay.
[WHISTLES]
Listen.
[HUMS THE TWILIGHT ZONE THEME SONG]
DREIWITZ: Please welcome to the microphone, the lieutenant of laughs,
- I hope... - You shut your fucking hole.
Stevie Brass in WNSK Radio! PREPARE TO POLKA, KIDS!!!
I damn near busted a gut laughing at him. And the troops, they love him.
Everybody say gook, but it's all right.
[DREIWITZ AS HAUK] And if you do...
Sir! Sir, we have to get some dignity here.
to make every effort to dry them out in the sun before requesting new ones.
(Inaudible dialogue) ♪ I see skies of blue ♪ (Inaudible dialogue) ♪ I see skies of blue ♪
For those of you recovering from a hangover, that's gonna sound just right.
[MIMICS TELETYPE MACHINE]
- Mr. Cronauer, I must... - Oh, Minh, not now.
Moving on, moving on into the dawn with the dawn-busters, yeah.
- How the hell you find us, Sparky? - Your jeep.
No problem.
LEVITAN [ON RADIO]: This is AFRS, Radio Saigon.
Mantovani?
Patrick O'Ma... O'Malley.
United States Air Force. The hat does give you away.
Slip me some skin, don't be afraid.
Pick them up by their ears, it doesn't hurt them as much.
Would you kindly lower your tone, please?
Reinstate the man.
You're not gonna continue this broadcast, are you, sir?
Good Morning Roz!
[SLOWLY] I heard that.
Greetings and salutations to any and all servicemen in the area
So many things not happen the way you want them.
Коли в вас на роботі завал а ти запізнився на 2 години
[SINGING BEACH BLANKET BINGO]
Pull.
- Get a job. - Get a job, again.
From England, today, Princess Margaret threw a shoe.
There it is, man, yo!
[SOLDIER] I'm with somebody. Don't come bother me right now.
sir, in my heart I know I'm punny
Hey, we got a great show coming your way today.
and some sort of social infection that doesn't go away.
and should describe the contents of your duffel.
There is no such thing as only anymore. Not now, not in Saigon.
How I’m feeling today
Your friend is next.
You know, he's really funny. You know, he's like a Marx brother.
(Inaudible dialogue) ♪ The dark sacred night ♪ (Inaudible dialogue) ♪ The dark sacred night ♪
I've been on a Greek island with women who look like Zorba.