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I'D PLAY YOUR WIFE.
HEAD DOWN, LEFT ARM STIFF
JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU WHAT A MAN CAN DO IF HE HAS A LITTLE DRIVE.
BUT I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU
YOU CAN HAVE ANY KIND OF BOAT YOU WANT.
HA HA! HA HA!
AND I WANT TO GET MARY ANN THE BIGGEST FARM IN KANSAS.
WELL, WHY THE BIG RUSH?
WHERE IS THE MAN WHO OWNS THE FABULOUS TEHACHAPUKU OIL AND MINING COMPANY?
* ABOARD THIS TINY SHIP *
BUT I DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH MONEY.
COMING RIGHT UP, SKIPPER.
OH, I AM, MR. HOWELL.
'CAUSE YOU'RE 3 TIMES BIGGER THAN I AM.
I BETTER GO WITH YOU, HUH?
TO GIVE YOU A CHECK FOR $3 MILLION THAT I...
I HEAR YOU HAD DINNER WITH THE HOWELLS LAST NIGHT.
IT'S JUST THAT I'M A LITTLE CHOKED UP.
I WOULDN'T DO A THING LIKE THAT. THAT'D BE MUTINY.
THE 11 IN THE FAR POCKET, THE 2 OVER THERE
AW, COME ON, GILLIGAN. NO.
THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU, GILLIGAN.
DON'T FORGET, GILLIGAN,
LOOKS EASY TO ME, MR. HOWELL."
HOW PROUD I AM OF YOU.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
YOU DON'T?
HELLO, SKIPPER.
THANKS A LOT, SON.
Newsman: FURTHER INVESTIGATION BY THE HOWELL CORPORATION
IT REQUIRES THE UTMOST SILENCE!
YES, YOU JUST TRY PUTTING WHILE SOMEONE IS SAYING SOMETHING STUPID, LIKE, UH
HA HA HA HA. I'LL BET.
I'M AFRAID NOT.
WHERE'D I HIT YOU?
ARE YOU GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG?
HOWEVER, AS BLACK GOLD GUSHES INTO THE OKLAHOMA SKY,
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE IN THE OIL BUSINESS?
WELL, I GUESS WE BETTER PUT MR. HOWELL'S CHECK IN A SAFE PLACE,
THEIR DRILL HAD PUNCTURED THE TANK OF AN OIL TRUCK
HOW COME YOU BOUGHT THAT PHONY OIL PROPERTY?
* NOT A SINGLE LUXURY *
HE SEEMS TO HAVE A GREEN THUMB.
DON'T WORRY, GILLIGAN.
IT ALREADY HAS. I WANT MY 12 MILLION NOW.
OOH! OH, I ALMOST FORGOT.