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Really? Without TV it's hard to know...
You know- ''It's a living.'' That sort of thing.
How many times must we go to church to avoid hell?
I'm gonna call you Lisa Jr.
just like the Metropolitan Museum in New York.
[ Slurps ] Mmm. ''Ooga-booga.''
[ Groans ]
[ With Australian Accent ] Hello! Murdoch here.
Welcome, Reverend Homer. We look forward to learning about the Bible from you.
Dad, are you licking toads?
Since I got here.
Um, if the Lord is all-powerful...
[ Marge's Voice ] Homer? Homer!
Jet... lag?
Every Sunday for the rest of our lives.
Craig and Amy gave us the gift of shame.
you see in all the geographical magazines?
[ Whispering ] I'll pay you later.
You've only been gone two days.
Now, my voice is giving out, so I'm just going to poke you for the next hour or so.
And who knows? Maybe you'll hit the jackpot, get off this island...
TEN MILLION DOLLARS!!!
Ooh. Tell us all you know about nuclear power.
- [ Groans ] - Oh, my God.
Huh? What the-
- Let me out. - Sorry. No can do.
[ Rattling ]
- The word is ''drive.'' - Sure, sure. Bob's your uncle.
We like our cars fast And our tricks whooped
- Huh? - [ Clamoring ]
[ Bell Ringing ]
How's the TV reception here? Excellent or-
Four sand dollars on number six, please.