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Thanks for trying to be nice, Mom. Jim.
Do what you need to do.
You pull the trigger of my
'Cause me and the boys are slaying
I don't want that.
Excuse me one...
I know I'm gonna put mine right in here.
Hey, come on, buddy. I'm not your buddy!
Yo, Hogan's having another party tonight, man. You gotta go.
...reckless endangerment, destruction of school property,
The evil King Argotron has us cornered.
nEWS FOR YOU....
Man, I'm gonna kick some Cacedonian ass.
Really?
Come on, whitey, dance! Break it on down! Get it funky!
Any friend of Blufgan's is a friend of Kuzzik,
Okay, we logged 14 hours this weekend.
Now exit my burger hole, boy.
She dumped me.
We can just be together
You a play...... ...then you're Homoerotic
Sounds gay.
common rookie boob-watching errors?
What? Esplen is still alive?
I like to rock 'n' roll all night and part of every day
Oh.
Congratulations! You're stupid in three languages.
Ready to go?
Fucking Cacedonian ass.
So remember, stay off drugs, drink Minotaur and above all...
You sit down, young man.
Another round of Pac-Man. Right.
My fair lady Esplen, Goddess of Navalore.
Wow, you weren't kidding around.
come up with such a life-altering program?
Blufgan!
What are you doing here? I'm breaking you out.
I can go. No, no. You stay.
Said anyone who wears a cape and has a sword should have more friends.
No, you're going to Sturdy Wings.
Why?
Do you fight all his battles?
Game face, bro.
I'm Karen. Hi, Karen.
Dude!
It's a piece of plastic.
Minotaur
Hey, hi. I need to talk to you.
They used to say, You shouldn't fight.
And now you're gonna have to stay after class.
It's Artonius.
Get ready for some pain.
The gods have played a coup.
All right? Please. Danny.
Look at that.
I will hit a child
This is unsafe.
So, if you get a chance, give me a call back and...
We've lived together for seven years... You know what?
Where's Wheeler?
Language, Ronnie!
Augie?
The speech you give when your out on the town with the boys and one of them tries to leave
which sounds pretty normal to me. Life is tough.
Kiss on the cheek? No.
Well, that was stupid
These are four of the smartest guys who ever lived.
I mean, a girl did beat you,
I should really go.
God damn it, Ronnie!
I'm the guy that can't enjoy life? Wrong!
Okay. Thanks.
Hey!
Chin-chin. By the way, this stuff's poison.
Perfectly acceptable hug between a Little and a Big.
Apollo
Well, welcome, Lunesta. We bid you good battle.
You ever talk to her?
Maybe they're curious.
Hi.
If you were a kid, would you want to hang out with me?
I am a lioness,
You say, No, thanks. I'll just have a Minotaur.
Getting up in front of a group of people
he does too
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Just put your game face on.
Yo, Augie! Fuck his shit up, man!
That's not a Wings' song.
I hear what you're saying. We're very sorry, but we're 11 hours short.
Come here.
I will not be embarrassed!
Oh, well. He looks like Phil Collins.
I will sign your sheets, but you need to know I am not here to service your hours.
And, fellas, will you do me a favor?
Yeah, I can't do this.
20! Venti!
Hey! Hey, Esplen.
You see, Ronnie? His dick is the gun!
Can you guys please call me and let me know where you are?
It’s anyone’s game!
Man! She got some boobies on her!
Who is this guy? Thank you, Mr. Garvin. He's a thief.
Oh, Saint Venise!
I don't want to take my pants off!
we'll destroy each and every one of them, without mercy,
He can spell.
The lad had seasoned his mutton with wine berry and not mead!
Apollo Has Lifted His Skirt. The Day Has Been Launched
So speaking of whatever you guys were just talking about,
My... How is this my fault?
I did what any good coworker would do.
I know. I know. I fucked up, okay?
Baby! Yeah!
All my costumes have the same colors and same symbols as Xanthia.
Let's dance, Ben Affleck!
I don't drink juice, beeyatch!
He was fucking his cousin.
I may wet my pants. Where's the bathroom?
you're the king, kyle
Black folks don't play soccer.
Ronnie just got in. He walked all the way home. What the hell...
Your proposal was bullshit!
Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large.
Ah, Sarah.
You know what I eat for breakfast
No thanks I'LL HAVE A MINOTAUR
I like Ronnie's version better.
Look, Danny, whenever a door closes, another opens, okay?
Did you know that bald eagles are known to engage in a bizarre mating ritual
That's 25 cents. That's a quarter.
You're out. Look...
Say, No, thanks. I'll have a Minotaur.
Mike Snifferpipits who? How many Mike Snifferpipits do you know?
Yeah, I know where you're going with it.
Heard that. Really?