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Okay, Debbie. We need to talk.
Wait, so your mother was dating two different guys
Bitches, that's my fucking money!
and now my life is ruined? How is that fair?
I've gotta keep you warm.
You signed up for this.
Don't choke on any gray pubes.
At this point, all our conversations
Hey, hey.
Oh, no, I still got them.
So who stole it?
Wow. Is he a doctor or something?
There we go.
Well, what should I make him for dinner then?
You will be under house arrest until further notice.
Oh, come on. What are you doing?
Get the fuck out of here.
But I don't think it's gonna work
- And he almost died. - Where were you last night?
Bloated and fat.
Well, we don't get everything we want.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Hey.
Nothing you can make with what's in Matty's kitchen.
Please tell me that I love him, okay?
Can we go to trial?
you made bail.
Take your time.
looking for your coked-out ass.
It wasn't Fiona's fault.
You mean your retarded brother?
We got to find Frank
- Where? - In the damn keg!
hold public office, vote.
We mean no more weed.
No constipation?
Sorry. Sorry.
Let's see.
Sucks for you.
I'm sorry.
Not a keg of beer, asshole! The keg with the money in it!
Okay. Good job, fellas.
♪ as I come ♪
Jesus Christ, Ian.
All right, listen up.
I'm so sorry.
You wanted to have sex?
Five years.
I'm cold. Give me my pipe.
Oh. You like 'em skinny.
if the social worker makes a surprise visit
Whoa! Whoa!
Greg Jeffreys on behalf of the state of Illinois.
of child endangerment and possession,
Yo. You the manager?
So my mom and his mom got into this huge fight.