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♪ turning up the heat ♪
you entered a plea of not guilty.
- Is that still your plea? - Absolutely, Your Honor.
Well, I think we might have a fetal resorption.
♪ what I've done is wrong ♪
I don't know how to feel about this.
I know I can win.
- That so difficult? - Ow!
Good, good. Thank you.
Nothing's ever your problem.
Get you all cleaned up. Okay.
♪ that's what you are ♪
in 20 minutes.
- I'll talk to you later. - Okay.
A little early to be drinking, isn't it?
It's not mine! All right?
Limited ti-- We do not have limited time.
Now why don't you just tell Frank to lay off the weed?
Yes. No.
He's very sick. Worse than ever.
Me everday
Had to throw a stitch into a patient's cervix
So I cut myself.
You can just make it up to me on our two-month anniversary.
That we knew of.
So that makes me almost 25.
Are you retarded now?
That should do it.
Where's your car?
Yes, honey. Heard you loud and clear.
Yes. Comprende. Thank you.
Might have to serve a little time though.
And a good negotiation is when both sides
coke out for her three-year-old brother to eat.
My father did what he always did.
Ian!
I gotta take care of something important.
Friends?
He helped when Fiona got arrested.
♪ need a reason ♪
Yes, Your Honor.
Don't think they like me very much.
Now, from our earlier discussions,
Fucking hole standers.
You'll turn against me, you mark my words.
Hello? The fuck?
What kind of keg you looking for?
How was the appointment?
Look, Deb. I really like you.
Aah! Oh! Ah!
We'll pick this up tomorrow. Don't forget.
♪ round up the friends you got ♪
I'm not the one groping and licking
Yeah, you're right. You can totally win.
Okay. Okay.
♪ don't break through, oh, darkness ♪
You're gonna freak yourself out.
need to be privileged.
Work something out. Come back with a plea bargain.
- Yeah. - So if we say no more weed...
- I didn't do it on purpose. - Yeah, but you did it!
not to let you light up in the house anymore.
if there's no keg?
and Narcotics Anonymous meetings.
You shall not purchase, possess, use, distribute,
Come on, dad. Come over here.
Now you're thinking.
School.
and protect your whores.
No, me either.
The fuck does a squirrel have to do with waffles anyway?
we know that entropy is a measure of what?
Yes, it's about me!
What the hell is that?
Hi, Liam.
I need to talk to Fiona alone.
is exactly equal to zero.
Who gives a shit about math?