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Your ride's... over there.
♪ think of all the luck you got ♪
in the child's system
No promises. But it is possible.
I wasn't clear about what happened.
You get any tattoos?
Isn't this why you're writing your memoirs?
No, it's my money with 30% going to you.
Walked in on her screwing Vavoo...
Talk to you later.
Find me if you want another one.
One, two, three!
See you later, gringo.
- So I bear arms. - It's the constitution.
- Get out of here! - Ow!
You know that was an accident.
Because I told her it was our anniversary
I understand you've come up with a deal.
25 bucks only buys you one dance.
But no jail time?
Very good. All right, come on.
- Breathe, okay? - Shit.
Never saw him before.
No. I'm too bloated and constipated.
Don't play dumb with me.
Oh, well, we're down to two babies.
- C-c-c-cocaine baby brother. - Cocaine baby brother.
I don't mean in the butt.
How can you say that? Take it back!
You use another dude's soap?
How the fuck do you not have a gun?
- It was an accident. - You almost killed Liam!
who jacked you off in the bathroom,
Now where are you?
And it's time to look at your little critters.
Oh, fuck.
She loves my cock
Well, screw them.
Meet Mongo and Loid.
Oh, my God.
You should totally have a family emergency.
Come on. We're gonna be late.
Ms. Vidal, Mr. Jeffreys,
♪ what is this downside ♪
Hey.
It's only for a fraction of the time
Debbie, Lip kicked us out.
Bring me those pictures, okay?
Almost there.
and I'm finally making it about me!
What the hell do you want?
Good afternoon. Sorry about the wait.
Hi.
Yeah, my parents, they sent me a care package too.
What, everyone has a gun?
It's a bit of a relief, right?
indicating the levels of the drug
Is everything okay here, Curtis?
Yeah, well, check behind my bladder
Oh. I can't help it.
How about I give you your next oxy instead, huh?
16? I don't know.
when he was admitted to the ER.
You're a first time offender,
You know, it's not like it's my room or anything.
of five years in state prison.
Dinner smells good.
But I can't seem to find the other.
You're not as dumb as you look.
All right? Just get him the fuck out of the house.
♪ you're so sure of? ♪
I give up. Who?
Give me my pipe.
Call them.
$600, for your information.
- and child endangerment. - Child endangerment?
I took a cab.