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if you can dream it you can do it
But now, let me explain.
What?
This has obviously led to increased whacking off.
(GRUNTING)
This is a set list from the millennium concert. Look.
♪ It's good to need you so ♪
It was a talkative men's room… Mmm.
Spare her the pain of seeing us together.
Get downstairs!
I think he'd make a wonderful husband. I don't want to meet him.
You
What?
Okay, good stuff. Tough crowd. I like that.
I guess our invitations must've gotten lost in the mail
I saw Judith.
(GROANING) Feel the burn. Come on now.
Okay. One more. One more. Come on.
DARREN: Wayne!
You're a Neil Diamond fan, too?
Okay, I guess I deserved that one, too, but now we're even, okay?
WAYNE: Oh, that's Coach Norton.
We're gonna kidnap Judith and set Darren up with Sandy.
I'm sorry. That hardly ever happens.
(CHEERING)
MAN: (ON P.A.) And now Luigi will attempt the most dangerous stunt
Comin to Maedaaaaaaaaa
Of course. Coach, our house is your house, We gotta talk about it.
Yep, Sandy, remember me, J.D. McNugent?
careened off a cliff into a rocky gorge.
Uh, where did you get these?
Just wait one minute, okay?
Are you Alive?
Because we're gonna kill you, right?
then I have to give up becoming a nun.
You boys got any T.P.?
I'm coming Robbie Skater8balz
Oh, scrotum!
Huh. Yeah, and anyway, it's too late
Lost another one Son of a bitch
I think he left his Vespa helmet.
Oh, he'll have a gin and tonic. Make that a gin and tonic.
Which man? Any man.
Please, have a seat.
Where's your bird suit?
I'm waiting for the right woman.
BOTH: Two, three, four.
Oh, the man's a genius.
Never heard of such a person ever!
And this…
Come here. Hey there.
What? Ever since she moved in with him, she's controlled his life.
Got it?
Yeah, that thought had occurred to me.
Come on. Move it! Ha, ha!
I swear. I swear.
And she's either killed herself or become a lesbian.
I'm sorry. I should leave.
I'll help him. I'll help you with that.
I think it’s possible that she didn’t send us invitations
Yeah, but with really great tits.
Who the hell are you?
(GRUNTING) COACH: Sportsmanship!
Who is your mommy?
Neil Diamond, Hot August Night, 1972.
(GASPING)
(FLOOR CREAKS)
probably like, "Oh, oh, I'm a mime.
♪ You can leave ♪ ♪ your friends behind ♪
(CAWS)
Uh, we were thinkin' that maybe
That got me pretty excited.
Hello
Okay? Okay.
WAYNE: Ever since then I've had this cosmic connection with Neil.
Oh, totally.
Okay, give me the fries.
(SHRIEKS)
Have fun.
(HORN HONKS)
Okay, I'll… I'll talk to you guys later, okay?
I missed her.
But from now on, I'll take care of Judith myself.
Kkkrrrrrrrrcchhh
I’m chafing
Retrial. Got a judge that's a sports fan.
We've got a woman locked in the garage.
Judith feels, and I think she's got a really good point here,
WAYNE: Gah!
You seem more the kind of woman that needs an assertive type of guy.
Neil! Neil! Neil!
I want you to be laughin' like he just said somethin'…
By the power vested in me by the state of Washington,
♪ We've been traveling far ♪
Okay, fine, no more sex.
(KIDS GROANING)
(MUTTERING NERVOUSLY)
She didn't like how his ass looked. Made him get butt cheek implants.
So, it's been years?
Now, let's go, go, go!
He's lactose intolerant.
Um, I, uh…
Thanks for meeting me. I know I just called you out of the blue.
Counseling? Yeah, yeah.
but I've just been so happy spending time with Judith.
Hmm. Yeah, and then you found Darren.
And only?
Hi!
What? (WHISPERS) I want to leave.
Yeah, yeah, starting next week, I'll be known as Mr. Darren Fessbeggler.
But, once you take your final vows,
(IMITATES STATIC) The bat is leaving the cave.