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♪ Still like that old time rock 'n' roll ♪
you let Maeve Wiley stay at school.
I've worked so hard.
♪ Amondo teeno giving, giving, giving ♪
-since you started punching people. -Mm.
[sighs]
Including her lesser-known work, Lady Susan,
Ah, so, if...
She's rude and you're pathetic.
But I know I can be better.
because I'm a loser and she is a lioness.
[gasping]
I was trying to reassure her how ridiculous that was,
my son is the most important person in my life.
[vacuum whirring]
[Lily] It just doesn't make any sense.
[sighs] She’s still not talking to me.
Maybe it's a way of staying in control.
That would be impossible. Uh, no, you have company.
-Ow! -Stupid boy!
[harmonica plays]
♪ Shoot it up ♪
[chuckles] You can go!
[zipper unzips]
It was an appallingly awkward sexual experience.
-I'll see you after school. -Okay... [chuckles]
Why do you wanna have sex so bad?
Well, stop lyin'!
Adam, it's fine, I can do it myself.
-♪ Sit back down ♪ -Ugh.
hanging around after hours,
Okay. How, exactly?
[sighs]
They're not mine.
♪ That it would change your mind ♪
and the latter is barely remembered as a philosophical movement.
exchanging money.
Nothing weird happened. It was a very average detention.
Aaah! Aaah!
Jesus Christ, Mum! Get out, please! -[volume decreases]
[laughing] No! No. God, no.
Madam? Madam, come here! Come here!
Um...
♪ Shoot it up ♪
Er, you wanted to see me, sir?
Goodbye, Jean.
So, uh...
♪ There goes my love rocket red ♪
-Is there more to read? -Yes.
[Jean] I don't need a plumber tomorrow, I need a plumber today, you moron!
-[sighs] -[phone rings]
[dog barking]
There's a few things, actually.
[laughs]
I just got unlucky in the family department.
You always have been, ever since you were a kid.
They will chew you up and spit you out like stale crisps.
er, and also classes to attend,
Mum, don't make me go.
Oh, well, back to the caravan park, then.
-What's the problem? -I'm not--
We'll just be a moment.
I want a relationship.
Like, I hate roller coasters.
And sometimes I do the wrong thing.