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Well, I've been dancing for as long as I remember.
? I do but you don't?
I mean, really-
to the young youth out here like myself
It's a disease, Tom.
Good.
so mine would be Lancaster.
That's what the hell I thought.
I'm hacking into her e-mail now,
So...
just went above and beyond.
Wouldn't let that shit happen to me tho
So is Jazmine,
with a genetic predisposition
That...
? Till you return? ? When your feelin' ?
You heard me, beyotch.
So I'm wrong. So I'm messed up.
I- I can't believe it's you.
of wine will kill you.
A bad guy?
I mean, scientifically speaking,
I mean, I can see if it was a real nigga.
Uh, since when did she have a MySpace page?
Oh, um, this is, uh... Tom.
You're still on retainer,
your health, and scary enough, even your money.
Jazmine?
Uh, Mr. DuBois,
You know what her password might be?
Uh...
Every time we come in. ? Forever?
? I'll warm you?
I'm gonna go back there and put her in check.
Tom. I won't.
Honey. Honey, maybe this isn't the best place to be singing...
Yay. All done. ? It's you, hey, and me?
W-w-w-what's all this?
n-no wine, then?
a retainer of $2500.
I'm still burnin'?
Oh, stop being insecure.