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because I'm the replacement Beth?
You're here with a gun because I am a clone.
My grandson has worked hard for you,
Yeah, yeah.
Beth, you know, when... When smart people get happy,
teamwork
Honestly, I could take it or leave it at this point's You're taking it.
when we show up, that's the favor to you.
Don't push it, Sanchez.
Am I the clone?
Oh!
Task Force Alpha is disbanded.
Because of the fart?
I told you I didn't want the damn selfie 800 times!
Tell him the truth.
I still say it has to be Putin.
Amy likes to sing in the shower! Come on, Papa Drac! Bring it on! In the that king have family fun!
and the president, it's got nothing to do with me.
He's not afraid of pirates.
and you're now terrified that becoming self-aware
We're really drowning in peace!
Apparently, you have a need to swing your dick around?
So, are we cool?
Because moving to a new version of Earth is a bitch and a half.
China doesn't piss on the White House.
I thought young dumb people considered it an honor
Have you never heard that before? Do you even know how to take out this kind of threat?
Jesus! He's not a [[bleep]] god!
America returns that favor
would mean I'd have to terminate you?
Where do I go?
Tell him Rick and Morty just blew off America.
No. Okay.
and the idea that I was motivated
and I feel like he's earned a selfie.
Morty, come on!
took them to a "Star Wars" cantina,
We Ricks travel the infinite and switch places with each other
to figure out who I am and that nobody would ever know I'd left
Peace summits are important!
Aaaaaah!
they stop recognizing themselves.
and I feel like he's earned a selfie.
and I guarantee you're going to die if you touch me,
Can't you just move to one where I don't know I'm a clone