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As for the reason you've never, like, arrested us,
I've got to... I've got to go.
So I win. Then I'm in charge, and you can't leave.
Let's go make first contact before someone else
by a fear of you leaving can be eschewed.
Ooh-wee!
I could be a clone. I could be a hologram.
I'm impressed, Morty. That went really well.
to be loved by such a simple, honest, simple man.
SUCH A SIMPLE, HONEST, SIMPLE MAN
I see your asses playing "Minecraft"!
It's a terrifying thing to watch happen.
All right. All right, all right.
And just to be sure, you're not pretending to be convinced you're real
No shit. Take me to the Pentagon.
You lying dick I SEE YOUR ASS ONLINE
Now Jerry and I are happily married parents,
i made sanchezium up
You can distinguish me from the Rick that you had a falling-out with
Don't high-road me.
I just put it on for fun. I know I can't buy it.
Sounds good to me.
from Rick and Morty.
Give me the phone.
It's lame. You're into lame stuff, Morty.
But I still have time to touch her."
Get the President out of here!
to the Milwaukee Symphony Orchestra
has infested the Kennedy Sex Tunnels.
Beth, you crazy bitch. You're my daughter.
What do you mean? Why would I be into it?
It's called a deterrent.
Submit! Submit for the selfie!
I'll never forget that feeling.
I don't need a selfie.
Maybe I adjusted to the divorce and everything's new.
Don't believe everything you read on Wikipedia.
.
are using cars to guide the lava into a cul-de-sac,
Nobody wants to be dead.
That's it! Do it!
We're not taking it out.
Kids, dinner!
He didn't free them all.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.