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And we're gonna do it again soon.
Merkelangelo.
she sat me down and made me drink the whole bottle.
Mom, was that an illegal u-turn?
Really? You had a good time?
I would find my person.
Our son is reading a biography
Uh, hang on.
So now I know.
Okay, honey. Thank you for telling us.
That's what I'm trying to teach you, girl.
the effects of alcohol on the human body
for you to try this.
It says dishwasher-safe, but I don't want to risk it.
Man, that guy always manages to come in when I'm in a bad mood.
and shared some very regressive thoughts on the WNBA.
I was protecting my family.
Agreed.
And what did you do?
I'll be back in a minute.
Wait.
A rabies shot.
Okay, buzz killed.
Definitely, she figured out
I get spitty when I go urban, so...
and now it's all going away.
I am not America's dad.