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the economy is not a supernatural,
Hey it's your mental health Aaaaand its gone
to repent, we must stop frivolous spending.
just melted in my hands.
My brother waled into my room at 10:30 PM last night I was on Zoom with my friends
so as to stop paying electrical bills.
heghgh !
nowadays they'll give credit cards
it is only plastic cards and paper money.
sirs, another insurance company is going under !
of the economy's mighty sword.
we must all wear sheets instead of buying clothes
all this frivolous spending they were mocking the economy.
it's the jew.
deeerkerrdrrr ! deeerkerrrrrrdrrrr !
yeah, so the problem is your margaritaville payment plan
aw, come on !
do not be afraid.
ahghghgghgh !
aaaaand it's gone!
you, who bought that $300,000 house
we can get around on llamas from drake's farm !
how can i help you, young man ?
of all the times for people to decide
into one big margaritaville security, yeah, no.
we're all feeling the economy's vengeance
making a deposit are we ?
margaritaville ?
There are two crewmates trying to escape Kermit the Imposter Aaaaand it's gone
is fucking stupid !
we can put that check in a money-market mutual fund,
why would someone do this ?
One Two
as newly debt-free people feel safe to make purchases.
to practically anyone who applies for them.
and now you know the economy's wrath.
you see, son, we lumped thousands of these
that is not cool.
we shall not want.