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If I told you once, I told you a hundred times
The day Colbert was killed, he cashed a cheque for $900, $600 of which is gone,
Now, Miz Colbert is not gonna be back till Thursday.
- Now we're grindin' corn! - You shoulda been there!
? Like old bow-legged Polly and a knock-kneed Paul
- Not very much, but I do like them. - Well, let me show you.
- I don't know. - Well, I appreciate anything you can do.
? When I could sell my soul
Well, they brought me in one time.
Close to it.
(sniggers)
Now listen, you. Anything he wants, man, you better see that he gets it.
Oh, now, don't get smart, black boy.
Oh, it's all there. We paid for the phone call ourselves.
Whoa.
Now, you are the number one homicide expert.
I can pull that fat cat down. I can bring him right off this hill!
? I repeat, in the night
On police department letterhead?
Because whenever I got enough change, I'd trade it in on $20 bills.
- Everybody in town knows that. - We figured that out.
You watch and see he don't.
Not that it'll make any difference.
give me understanding.
Hello. This is Gillespie. Yes, sir. Yep, well...
- Did he confess? - Huh?
Now, somebody sure oughta make her stop doin' that.
THEY CALL ME MISTER TIBBS!
That's very good.
You killed Colbert?!
I said "Now, Ralph, all you gotta do when we get out...
Yes siree, I believe he will.
? In the heat of the night
- What do you call this material? - That's osmunda. Fern root.
"Cos they got all of them big, cool tombstones."
He gonna get hisself killed.
"Know why?"
And so she starts to show me.
They put it on self-service after ten.
- No. I already told him to go. - All right.
"Feel all that nice, cool marble along your body?"
- Good. I'll take 'em, son. - No, I wanna give 'em to the chief.
What I fix, runs. Who pays?
some kind of a homicide expert. But I don't need him.
- Courtney! - Yes, sir?
That's her place, here. You want me to wait?
You just think a minute. Didn't you catch Sam in a lie last night?
I won't take it away.
What are you gonna do about it?
(door opens)
I'll remember that.
(train horn)
What do you say, Chief? You got that old killer all lined up in your front sights, hm?
- I gotta have somethin' for the file. - I realise that, but I'm in a hurry.
All right now, give him the waiver for false arrest.
Not unless I say so.
Miz Colbert, I told you he was nobody's man.
If Delores Purdy hadn't come in, I never would have seen the truth.
? It's got a way of turnin' me around
Mr Colbert drove by, so I hitched a ride with him. That's all.
I mean Officer Wood. Just like you always order.
You married?
Ten cents, ten million dollars - just doesn't matter when a man's time comes.
But she kept bumpin' her price, and I don't know if she's still in business.
And if he fails, you're off the hook, cos it was Miz Colbert's idea in the first place.
All right. Give me another day. Two days. I'm close.