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Pretty good. I like this place.
Oh, God. Can you fix it?
when I was beating up a homeless lady on the street
Oh.
All right, I'm cashing out and going home.
I meant what are we gonna do about having sex with her?
in the whole world to guarantee
Don't boss me around, Sandy.
- What? - Yeah, like a ghost cock.
Oh, is that how I said it?
He's gonna walk through that door any minute
Afraid of being exposed to regular kids?
He suggest I take the GED. Come on.
Transit authority, post office,
with his next-door neighbor an hour ago.
I stick my finger in your rectum.
and not have to deal with assholes.
Call and check in.
Except for one.
God!
I don't know, V.
He threatened to cut off every other finger
What about the bar? The kids?
That's your injury talking, Neil.
Well, for starters, where his body is.
Debs.
Yeah. Is it cool if I, uh, wear this?
You're looking at three grand each.
Want to do something silly and stupid?
The GED test is hard.
For your home maybe.
Oh, shit, you're right.
And do you know why?
You want me to check out the rest of the machines?
♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪
I'm on the verge of losing custody of my child.
Just turn off the valve and call Vlad.
Besides, you don't want your baby to think
Boy, these people are ridiculous.
White children.
Oh, so you're going for something smaller
of the 20K this place costs.
Yeah, it was easy. I only got two questions wrong.
I need Lucas to sleep with you from now on.
It's behind the machine.
Oh?
Since the new private school opened up.
- I kind of don't. - Don't snap at me.
so I can quit this shithole.
Sh...
The B... I went there. The archbishop sold it?
I don't want to do the same thing to Lucas.
Oh! Ohh!
Could be the last time you see her before DCFS comes
Kevin, we get it!
Tub dampening straps are shot.
Gonna learn all kinds of new things...
No, everything is about Franny, Fiona.
No, you can't have a chicken.
readily available for a horrific infant death
Oh, shit. We got to go up and do this.
- Do we do it? - Sure, why not?
What does trust have to do with having sex?
I'm a glutton for punishment.
and rips you from your mother's loving arms
the only thing that guy can think about
What, you need to get some food?
Yeah.
Real problem is the pump.
It's not big enough for the five of us.
Yeah?
'cause some nosey bitch called the po-po on me
Okay, you quit school?
What would you say if I offered Liam