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I might be too old to fry the rice,
Wait, what are they saying?
Look, I violated my parole
You don't care about a sale?
and caterers, and all the nice people sitting before me.
That's how it looks most of the time anyway. Come on.
I thought she'd never die.
Hmm. What's today?
so I can move right next door to the jailhouse,
Don't interrupt, grandpa, I'm busy.
You all right, Grandpa?
How about this? If I make this shot,
You get lost?
Hey, Billy, let me show you what you're going to do
Um... Do you need a hurry?
I want to go fishing every day till I'm rich
Yes, ma'am, I'm looking for a suit.
- You got me, you got me. - Yup, I got you good.
Irving.
believe me, you're gonna fix it.
You got the black one? Okay, I got the red one.
Coming!
Jesus!
Damn shame I got to drop you at your dad's tomorrow.
Look what happened!
Have any of those baskets down here that you have outside?
Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it
You ruined the store.
Did you get that shirt at Tramps R Us?
all rolled into one.
Can I get a hug? Dad?
It's competitive, it's a sport.
Uh... Which one? You mean this one?
I never thought my wife's funeral would be filled with
Man, get the fuck away from me.
Oh, no! No police.
Oh, no!
- Yeah. - And she passed away.
Look, you little shitbird, I'm not driving you
Listen to me, you're going to fix that penguin, bro.
Ah.
You young ladies in the market for a nice bed?
What's your name?
Doing a behind-the-scenes video for the pageant.
Apparently, your grandpa's one of them.
Let's go back to the damn game, all right?
and the state's paying him $600 a month for free.
Let me ask you a question, is the bed really going?
Oh, boy. Uh...
So you boys do a good job tonight,
Beat that.
and playing with her sock monkey!
Whoa!
Well, I'm not your new dad. But...
They didn't.
- Oh, dear. That's very sad. - Yeah.
Oh! Get in there!
- Thank you. - You gotta be shittin' me, man!
We're going here to get on a computer call with your dad
Why don't you wait on me and I'm gonna come, like,
And that's what happens, you know?
No, come on, come on!
Yeah, you're coming with me.
but I have my penis stuck to the soda machine.
No.
Uh...
What is...
♪ Down in my heart, down in my heart
we're going to give away $5,000!
Suck it.
I have to take this up there.
Oh, I can lick my eyebrows.
No, no, no, no...
and I can't be saddled with that cockblock!
- So, forty per cent. - Yeah.
Sweetie, come here. That's your mother's.
She's always right.
Okay.
Hey, what's that...
Um... What are you doing?
It's been a while since I've played.
God damn! You guys are driving me to drink!
what she just said. It's something
Fuck.
Oh, my God! What are you trying to do to me?
Don't worry me with that. Just get in the damn car.
You better let go of me, boy.
It was settling. It was settling.
What are you doing? What are you waiting on? Come on!
B-2.
Baby.
Oh. All right.
I hate this job. I fucking hate you!
Mmm. Mmm.
Thank you.
No!
He's harder than a horseshoe!
G-51.
and then move to Japan?
Let Grandpa sit.
Mr. Zisman.
G-46.
Where are we going?
Nope.
- You don't pay yet. - Huh?
But she wanted me to get him to his father.
Well, what do you want to do now?
Hello?
Well, I need to take your picture
I'm sitting there looking, I'm like, "What is up with this?"
What?
Ooh.
Hello, ma'am. You wouldn't flatter an old man
Grandpa's tummy's hurting.
reach whatever goals you want to reach
♪ Please bring back my Bonnie to me ♪
We'll get a fish market
We want to see yours. We want you to walk the red carpet.
They look like 36Ds to me.
Say, "Yes, ma'am" but don't baby-talk.
I don't know what the fuck is going on.
Oh, oh, oh, oh. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Bye, Cinnamon. I got to go.
We can't ship humans.
And then if it didn't work out...
You never brought him around!
Why do you ask?
- Me? - Yes.
What's your name, sweetheart?
Yeah, but you ain't right about running over the penguin.
No, we don't serve beer.
Dirty bastard!
I wish I'd tried a little harder to make that happen.
What weight limit?
she was nice-looking.
Grandpa, I got to pee-pee.
No, don't give him that.
What time do you get off?