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I thought it was an office bowl.
if I'm boycotting already? I don't need you
Yeah, I'll keep the scone-slash-muffin.
I don't know. You can check with Carl. See if he wants to play.
Yeah, that's how you hold it down. The floors are wobbly.
(singing indistinctly)
Can I give you a little tip?
(gasps)
-I'm not gonna kiss a dummy. -I wouldn't. She's got a cold.
-Like you know anything about fashion. -It is such an honor
All right, I was at a party, okay? I was at Jeff's party.
-Okay. Okay. Thank you. That's-- -Um, just give me...
It's not your job to mansplain to Randi!
Oh, my God! You're friends with that monster?
-Huh. -This is what it's come to.
It should be called Phil Feeds Everybody.
if that happened when we were married and your face...
...and somehow this table appeared on, on our bedside...
I can't stand that motherfucker.
and it means something special to me.
a fantastic place. Um...
Somebody Feed Phil.
and why didn't I have it on my butt, somewhere private.
-Yeah. Pretty much. -Hmm.
to boycott. You said you're boycotting,
Larry: You know, did I ever tell you
-Yeah. -You may have a looser definition of scone than I do.
(collar jingling)
-Happy New Year, Mocha Joe! -Happy New Year, Larry.
are you aware that you have a wobbly table here?
-There's a lot of implications. A lot of implications. -Larry: You're fishing--
What the fuck is going on with you?
Richard: ♪ Now, now... ♪
-Three days. Plenty. -Three days?
-(clapping) -Susie, I love the curtains,
-I'll be surprised if I see her again. -Hmm.
Because he's her significant other,
I'd like to speak to Larry David.
-Yeah. -Really?
-with soap, and then I dry it, and-- -No, that's not enough.
exactly the same as yours.
-Mocha Joe, can I give you a little advice? -Yeah.