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-Who the fuck you tappin'? -(slams)
Sad.
Huh? What is all that?
and I love his coffee, but you're one of my old--
'Cause that's a hot cup of coffee.
Have a great day.
I'm starving. Oh! Pigs in a blanket.
-I feel morally inferior to people. -Yeah.
and Ethiopia's a little... ex-expensive to shoot in.
Yeah, so you did, Mocha Joe. So you did.
I can relate to what you're saying,
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No Good? No Good.
You're fuckin' up.
All right, what-- What the hell is that? Why is one eye closed?
That's $11.50.
-Phil Rosenthal. -Phil Rosenthal.
-I'm just getting an Uber. -Uber?
really, like, hideous. You looked... disgusting.
The Big Goodbye.
-I did a Big Goodbye and then I didn't-- -Come on.
Sure. This is regarding him sexually assaulting me at a party.
Not for dogs.
-You know what I'm gonna call it? -What?
You're too late.
-She got stung by a wasp. -I had an allergic reaction to shellfish.
Larry: Oh, my God. I can't watch this.
Yeah. Um...
-I did. I had a nice time. -Yeah.
(gags)
-Larry David. Wow. -Mocha Joe!
He sure thinks so.
I, but I, I can't believe that...
-Hey! -Jeff: How about that?
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I got the tattoo because of an event in my life,
Let's give him a big round of applause.
This is cold coffee.
What are you doing here? You said you were gonna boycott this place.
Kind of a personal question, don't you think?
Oh, boy. That guy's relentless.
You, you're jostling the fetus.
I'm not quite sure you know what a scone is, Mocha Joe.
Y-yes.
I don't know what a spite store is and I don't really care.
He needs to see me because he has a little anxiety.
Did she ingest anything else?
Damn it. Frickin' dog.
-What, are you outta your mind? -Not hot.
I got an uncle with a wobbly leg.
-Fuckin' my movie up. What you want? -I need that talcum powder.
Ted is such a good person.
(beeping continues)
I think you wanted me to know.
Fuck!
It’s a little late frankly, for the “happy new year”
-Come in. -Okay.
I-- I don't understand. I si-- (scoffs)
-What are-- What are you doing? -I'm gonna go home.