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Tuesday? Great.
Last night, 8:00, the Paper Lantern.
Ahhh!
Let's check with a picture from News Chopper Five.
You're just embarrassing him. You're just embarrassing yourself.
Ooh!
- Looking forward to it. - We all are.
Three! Two! One!
Ah!
We have waited this long.
I say
- I can only change the weather!" - [All laughing]
He wanted to see
[Grunts]
Who do you want to beat next?
Your parents are great, Will.
And he never mentioned me to you.
With your mom. Your mom.
is the quickest route to a heavy heart.
I was just hoping we could spend a little more time together, but...
Principal Powers!
Let me start off by saying
Stitches took me away and raised me as his daughter.
We could talk about it over lunch -I eat lunch
- Good morning, Commander. - Commander, huh?
Smooth and easy.
Oh, no.
- Bye. - Bye.
Seriously.
No, the Commander's got to be out there saving the world!
You will step up here and show me your power.
And I can only imagine what your grandfather
Mr... Mr... Stronghold!
- What are you doing here? - I'm, uh, looking for Layla.
Ayo, getcha ass in this kitchen now, you horse mouth bitch motherfukka Who the fukk you callin a horse mouth bitch motherfukka, I'll fukk ya fortune cookie crab ragoon, soy sauce, duck sauce, sesame chicken ass up
But now it's time
That's a lot to put on a 14-year-old's shoulders.
It should only take me a couple of hours to reconfigure Geniuses.
and to complain about their placement.
- [Crowd] Oh! - [Grunts]
[Screaming]
I'm like, "Can you at least make it stop raining?"
Lonely heroes indeed. And...
- This Friday, you say? - Medulla, you dog!
Uh, yeah, um,
[Cooing]
[Will] Compared to homecoming, the rest of the year was pretty boring.
please allow the students to succeed, or fail,
Brian! You're getting cheese all over the walls!
But I'm afraid this doesn't belong to us.
Big Mistake
Well, actually, he's a sidekick.
Wait. Penny, I can't understand you when you're all talking at once.
There's only one person authorized to transport superheroes.
It's fine. You don't have to.
I said it once!, I'll say this shit again!, take yo no pork eating, no dairy drinking, no meat eating, vegetarian, lactose intolerant ass outta here Now bitch trip, trip on that shit, freak hoe bitch and take those two freak hoes with you, get the fukk out
Cut the red wire!
Tear limbs
- Gwen. - Oh, thanks, Will.
Sidekick. Shoo!
Right. Uh...
Like I want to be the one to tell the Commander his son has no powers?
You're right, and he can always go into real estate!
But we can't change who he is.
Sorry!
but I think we're in line to win that sales trip to Hawaii.
[Grunts]
You saw what happened to Warren?
in case my homecoming date ends up killing me tonight,
(People screaming)
Bella, you are crazy!
[Will] Layla. Layla, just pick up.
I still do a little freelance. Ha!
Lets Mom do all the work now, huh?
Think of it, Josie: You, me on the beach,
- [Will] He had a mullet?! - Oh, God.
[Coughing]
You, uh, haven't called him yet, have you?
Magenta, get up.
Here's how Power Placement is gonna work.
You, Will.
- Do you wanna dance? - [Zach] Yes!
- [Brakes screeching] - Sorry!
So then you would be fine with...
Always swore he'd have his revenge on me.
You know, time would move a lot faster if we had an Xbox.
This is so sweet, I could hurl.
OK. Shift it.
Oh, and by the way, if you should find yourself needing any hero support,
to the devastation of the death ray.
Save me! Save me!
Couldn't make the big time, so now he thinks
- That's fine. I'm not going anyway. - Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa.