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a bale of hay would be delicious.
"here to tell you about Vita Brite,
when they have Florida Evans on television.
Thelma, how you know they don't want Mama to speak street talk?
the milk is still gonna come out white.
Otherwise, she would have thought I was cheap.
[BREATHES DEEPLY]
Brown cow or black cow,
Right from the diaphragm. Come on.
And besides, it's a health tonic.
It ain't lying, Mama, it's acting.
I was standing in the supermarket,
Give me a double.
Just follow my directions.
Oh, let's see, I'll pay this one,
[GASPING FOR BREATH] H-Hi, folks.
Come on, Ma.
♪ Temporary layoffs ♪
you can still put your head in the oven.
Baby, that must be the man with the script.
Who's that?
He'll call, Mama.
♪ Making a wave when you can ♪
♪ Keeping your head above water ♪
that's gonna sell 18 percent booze as a health tonic.
I'll let the chauffeur do that.
Now let's just worry about your brother, huh?
Yes, Mr. Moore.
What's he gotta do with it?
Come on, baby, sit down.
Baby, it ain't lying.
Oh, that'll be the day
After drinking all that stuff,
♪ Watching the asphalt grow ♪
"And then my family doctor suggested that I try..."
to try to sell their new product.
$5,000.
I mean, like that guy in the little boat
But, Florida, $5,000 is a lot of money.
Oh, Mama.
of the projects.
before he was using it.
All I know is my mother is not going to speak...
They hired me for an honest face,