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Given your situation, the options with the greatest chances for success...
No, wait a minute.
...I just realized I don't care if he is the most perfect guy in the world.
And I wanna mess it up in our own specific way.
Just seeing what it'd be like to be a paleontologist.
Okay, there's enthusiastic, and there's just plain gay.
You want him to eat his heart out, so you have to look fabulous.
This ravioli's delicious.
Ugh!! Sexual politics!
- It's in Barbados. - But you come first.
Have a seat. I'll get you a beer.
No, it's tiring to figure out the age at which all my grandparents died.
I'm the husband. I'm supposed to bring the sperm.
You know, that depends on what it is. I've done a lot of stuff.
Well, I'm back from Minsk. Uh, permanently.
- Where have you been? - Trying on clothes.
I try.
- No, you didn't. - Really?