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I'm not saying it has to be a good job.
We agreed I am saving up for the sink with my notary fees.
-""Laptop""? -Oh, come on. This is serious.
if I can expect the same impertinence from your husband's propanery...
-Witch! Witch! -Witch!
Why don't you drop the act and you explain to me...
If her arms worked as hard as her serpent's tongue...
You are but a woman, and I have given you enough of my time!
And towards the end there, they were throwing potatoes.
Yes, I do.
Hank Hill, Assistant Manager, Strickland Propane.
Speaking of which, he grabbed mine again this morning.
Well I'm from the future and the future is a period
Who confirmed you??
I don't want to go back to selling real estate.
I was just counting my treasure from the Americas.
Besides Thaterton's Lack of focus,
There is no sanitary-napkin dispenser in the ladies' Porta-John.
And your British accent is really, really close.
Peggy, I'm gonna ""away"" with King Motzinger.
Oh, yes.
Tell me, peasant...
Makes twice as much as me.
Because I'm thinking of going back to ""Number One Mom.""
Mr. Motzinger?
Boomhauer doesn't have the time. So, Bill, this could be your in.
Whoa, whoa! Complaining? No.
Okay, that's it. Show's over.