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Do you know how to make an entrance.
Oh...
I talked to Mr. Zuckerman.
* Yeah, my bucket's got a hole in it *
I just found him backstage, and...
I was so embarrassed, I was sorry I yelled.
but life's a bitch.
they want no one to see.
Oh. Any relation?
* So let's sing a song *
What friend? - I'm sorry, did something happen?
Yes, it-it must be wrong. I meant his new address,
Uh, what time are we meeting up today?
Joel... you remember Joel...
Don't touch. Did you tell her not to touch?
if you must know.
And where is your son, anyway?
715 West 116th Street.
* Cloudy gray times *
* Are here again *
All of you who came out today and marched and made signs,
Grandma says it's good.
in some downtown, smoke-filled atelier,
* It's a lovely day. *
* I resign as clown *
I'll get it.
- I read the paper. - Yeah, only the shoe ads.
Now, this shithole is kind of an off-the-grid place.
Huh.
Thanks, boys. I'll be back.
And he'd say...
Oh, no, believe me, I was as sober as the next guy.
I was in a club and everyone was so drunk,
The ones who understand that cities are made up
- * Go along, bad times * - Wallpaper is amazing!
* Long as I can be with you... *
Next.
it's a great spot to catch unusual acts
Now, sometimes... and you got to feel it...
And then I'd say, "Randy,
Excuse me, Ethan.
And she did not come out looking happy.
"Mark Twain presenting at Royal Albert Hall, 1904."
The guy say, "I found you a pretty girl yesterday."
- What? -30% of all comics die
You just have to do it.
Hey, Daddy. We got records.
No, Mama.
what's going on in the world, they won't step in and fix it.
Okay. Well, there are thoughts here.
a minute, make sure he's not gonna blow again.
* Yeah, my bucket's got a hole in it *
* He doesn't belong to me *
if that's all right.
I've got to get a job.
You don't know. It's mine, I want it.
not after I flattened him the last time.
Oh, come on.
Well, that is all for me, ladies and gentlemen.
So, let's see the new digs.
* My heart torn and broken *
I can't wait to see the final product.
Hey! I did you a favor here!
I do not want to be friends.
Share your story.
Yeah. Light a match this time.
There are consequences. Lesson learned.
Oh, well, we've been very busy.
he was like a brother to me...
My brother's brilliant, just like my father.
Me? Oh, uh, well...
I'm not packing up your things. Penny can pack up your things.
I said I'd come back.
you have made your voices heard.
* Hey, hey, hey *
What am I, a trained seal?
I was as sober as the next guy.
Am I supposed to live in here now?
Hired some local girl who knows shorthand?
...extremely unpleasant to look at.
And so I will now do our two-man show act
Uh, this is a very impressive gathering.
You gonna write everything down?