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Ad-- Advertising! That's right!
Look, once they start calling pretty people "cute,"
but short and/or hyperactive, like me!
in the back of porn mags...
you was talkin' about how offensive
Right? Absolutely. Yeah.
Yeah. Mm-hmm. You know?
You'd like that, wouldn't you?
[♪]
Yeah.
and the ferocious quarter.
Well...
this stuff speaks to me in places
[CAMERA SNAPPING] No, no, no.
Well, what is "beautiful"?
Britches...
are cancerous to today's youth?
Hey, where you guys been?
Oh, look.
And besides, you had no right
You know, "rap-rap, rappity-tap."
Well...
You installed the stereo yourself.
[JIMMY SNAPS FINGERS]
[♪]
Oh, I got-- I gotcha.
There are words?
Well, greed has never been one of your vices, sir.
Yeah, but just a minute ago, you was talkin' about
Cutest-- What--?
JIMMY: Hey, everybody!
Didn't you get paid to write that editorial?
Well, yeah, but that's advertising.