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Don't hardly remember, ma'am.
I'll be fine.
I'm going.
I'm smelling me some corn bread.
WOMAN: Klaus!
If Madge doesn't care, I certainly don't.
- You warning me? Warn me now. - I'm warning you!
...in the middle of the night.
He's cooking now!
I've got to get out of here.
Boss, Percy’s bad…
Where you been?
...hollering and shaking his dick, are we?
Shut up and listen.
Hal, you wanted to see me?
- What are you doing? DEL: Help!
Heaven
I thank you. Mr. Jingle thank you.
What does it feel like?
[MUSIC SWELLS]
Brutal, help me out here.
- Come on, you clunk, give me that. - You promise me...
...John had to give me a part of himself...
...x- ray pictures of it.
Oh, I've lived a lot of years, Ellie...
Boss, look. Someone's up.
Okay, John. We gonna...
Roll on one.
We gonna have a hoedown!
Because I got a big pecker.
- Yeah, we did, at your mom's. - Mm-hmm.
Let's keep going.
It's alright folks it's all under control
...even if it means my job.
You said you and Jan...
John, let him go!
When you leaving
Sentence imposed by a judge in good standing in this state.
I couldn't help it, boss.
[YELLING]
PAUL: Hal, listen! - Halt or I'll shoot!
John...
Hey, Brutal, you gonna hog all them taters?
What's wrong? What's wrong?
That's swell. Thanks.
- What would your mother say? - You let go of me, you ignoramus.
PAUL: Oh, there it is. BRUTAL: Oh, I see it.
...but we haven't gone four times in one night since we were 19.
He's still alive. You want me to shut down while he's still alive?
Hey adele Guess your sweet on alan
Just Sit back , and relax and rest your little head yours Oh yes we can and we are
Paul?
I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, Percy.
[THUNDER RUMBLES]
Hey you big dummy Nigger
Let bygones be bygones, hmm?
"You Can't Do This To Me. You Can't."
...a gift, the way he saw it...
Cuz I'm leaving on a jet plane
[BRUTAL LAUGHING]
You would think that.
You'd do better to think of this place like an intensive care ward.
Mel: did you get me any Dairy Queen Lisa: uh, no
Listen to him squishing in his pant
Mind your business, Del.
...and I'll never do it again, that's for sure.
Your name is John Coffey.
Moving on to bigger and better things.
The music too loud?
...talking...
Wharton!
HARRY: Hot in here. Boy, howdy.
So what?
JAN: Paul.
Maybe then he'll be satisfied and move on. In the meantime...
KLAUS: Katie!
If you get mr lonely , just lay back and think about us scaring life out you ok And if you get really lonely, just think about Miss Leadpipe. And it will be all over ok
I can feel it on you. But you ought to quit on it now.
Getting wired.
Boss Stanton! Somebody, come!
William Wharton.
Now, what if he escapes?
Easy.
Ugh the smell of KD haters spouting nonsense
He'd love to have a pet mouse, I bet.
Ooh, but smell you.
THIS IS WHAT U SAY INSTEAD OF BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE
Ugh, the foul stench of top fans
Why don't you give me some?
WOMAN 3: One that causes people more...
When you take niggas shit. Before walking out, you ask:
- No! - What do you mean, no?
I'm getting the cap.
...no.
I think this boy's cheese slid off his cracker.
At the 5k Meredith chews out the staff
Hal?
You go get Dean and Harry looked at. Make sure they're all right.
[THUNDER CRASHES]
PAUL: We know people too.
Aladdin, you will watch Iago every moment.
And that asshole Wharton is singing about it!
Come on. Look alive, big boy.
You think this is enough?
And that's that.
I am so happy to see you.
Because I got a big pepper
It's in here somewhere. I'm gonna squish the little son of a bitch.
...making himself a nice little nest.
Your English gets better when you want something.
[GROANS]
Can you feel that?
Killed three people in a holdup.
- You bet. That's swell, Brutal. Thanks. BRUTAL: Oh, yeah.
[BELCHING]
Chicago bears are dead men walking.
I'm currently cooking up some turds to go with it.
Oh.
Now what in the hell happened?
- You're thinking about Melinda. - Melinda?
I didn't know the sponge is supposed to be wet.
[SOBBING]
WildLife, i wanna fly my F22 for less than my mortage And i wanna shit in your hat.
Never belonged here in the first place.
Sitting down, sitting down!
And let's not forget, John Coffey is a murderer.
Often, you get to love it. It is of no particular use...
Anything to say before your sentence is carried out?
Goddamn Percy.
DEAN: Didrt see it coming. - Come on, boy, breathe.
TOOT-TOOT: Getting screwed.
What is this?
Do you leave the light on after bedtime
I have to ask you something very important now.
He said to tell you he's having a little trouble with that tonight.
My name is Paul Edgecomb.
- Give him some room, Percy. - Huh?
I love you sky warriors, perfect record.. And i wanna shit in your hat
...maybe it's something they can fix.
- The goddamn sponge is dry! - Well, don't you stop it!
Come then you loose kiss my ass why don't ya do it now I like to see you try and gagged me and tie me up