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I helped Del's mouse...
- Dime apiece. Two cents for the kids. - For the kids.
Jesus Christ.
Just keep still , percy and it won't take too long for the tape to come right off I take that tape off, you gonna be calm? Like a good lad
It was just a mouse.
Always. You, Percy.
Your noodle ain't limp at all, lover boy.
Ooh.
[LAUGHING]
[YELLS]
- Who...? - We got a dead man walking here!
He felts it too, throughs me I trys to takes it backs, buts King Charles wasn't haven't it, he's outs of it nows though
Don't let nothing happen to Mr. Jingle, okay?
God have mercy on your soul.
I hope it hurts like hell.
Dean, take Delacroix to the infirmary, see if those fingers are broken.
It's the size of a lemon, they said.
- So? - Oh, they love Mr. Jingles.
Damn.
...so keep your goddamn hands off him.
...don't put that thing over my face.
...I never actually made it in to Dr. Bishop's yesterday.
It was also the year of...
[WHISPERS] You see her? You see the lady?
He what?
[PAUL MOANING]
Nooooooo!! Mr. Jingles!
[GURGLING]
[SPEAKS FRENCH]
I been fixing the plumbing here for 10 years.
Winter shovelin in New England be like...
Hal, who you talking to down there?
COFFEY: Just to help.
They aren't in cradle school, in case you didn't notice.
Ooh, ooh. Watch this. Watch what he do.
But I can't.
Am I happy to see you. You were gone so long.
...you wanna think about what you were doing?
Jameson: “I want to play!” Me:
[GRUNTING]
Yeah, that's it.
He cries, does he? Well, got a lot to cry about, I'd say.
PAUL: You'll be gone like all the others.
What hell is that for that huts Right now! Please I want out now...! Aah oww
Most awful language you can imagine.
...only not spelt the same.
BRUTAL: That's right.
You fellas go on back to your cribbage game.
Christ, he goes down, it'll take three mules and a crane to pick him up again.
We got a new inmate today.
Poppins - hooray!
You all right in there?
No, I do. I do. I have to say it.
Poor old Del.
- Soft like a girl. - Let him go.
That Mouseville place.
Hmm?
thanks you boss
- In a minute. - Now!
You wanna kiss my ass? You wanna suck my dick?
...you'll keep the peace? - Of course.
Percy, are you crazy, you little son of a bitch?!
You don't have to say it.
Find out what he wants.
He took my bladder infection away.
Hey. Hey!
- Thank you, missus. - My pleasure.
Come on, now. Don't be stingy hogs.
Hope your bags are packed.
Biden: I’m sorry your majesty, I mean Mr. President senator Pope sir. I gotta go Secret service: who forgot to change his diaper this morning?
BRUTAL: Paul? Prisoner.
E Block.
Nfl forcing the cowboys Game ever week to viewers
HARRY: Do you believe this?
So scared of you!
Dead man walking!
If he tried to get away, it'd take a lot of bullets to stop him.
We missed you at church.
...it doesn't matter.
You got all the words right. It sounded just fine.
Come on. Del, get up.
...the worst urinary infection of my life.
PAUL: Now!
Amen.
My bags are packed. I'm ready to go.
MAN 2: Percy, I got to ask you a few questions.
[CHUCKLES]
Huh?
...old boxes and toilet paper rolls, little windows so you can look in.
PRIEST: Almighty, everlasting God...
And plus...
Jesus, please us, what is he yelling about?
We see that.
Can I give Del and Mr. Jingles some?
He was just some bushwhacking John Law!
[TOILET FLUSHES]
...made out of...
Hey...
Amen.
[PAUL GRUNTS]
We can do this , to you but on one condition . If we give you a wet shave Aww parcy , you need to relaxs more don't be to scared ,everthing will be ok . So just relaxs
It's St. Christopher.
Is Coffey guilty?
...way down...
- Stop the execution? - No.
Grizzle's bad! Bears who care really make me mad! Grizzle's bad, look out!
Mice that roll barrels. Mice that stack coins.
Oh, no.
Things that happen in this world.
It's quite a story.
I took it back, though.
- Over a mouse? - No.
Catch them young became my motto.
...does this have anything to do with what happened at my house?
[PAUL GROANS]
But four men will swear you stood by...
We'll give you a few hours of quiet time to reflect on what you did to Del.
Here. You take him.
It's a wonder God allows it.
Yeah.
Boss, you know you ain't supposed to do that.
Coffey got upset after lights out...
Are you all right?
I needs to see you down here, boss.
Quiet! Shut up!
Gobbledygook.
- Watch and learn. TOOT-TOOT: Watch and learn.
Don't thinks King Charles'll be backs Boss
I heard the bones crack.
Hey. Hey.
I just about believe that very thing.
#XMYASS #XMYASS
Girls! You heard your mama!
What in the blue FUCK was that?
It's just a little mouse, dumb merde.
How in the name of Christ can you call that a success?
What about Mrs. Moores?
[SOFTLY] Heaven, I'm in heaven
Are you hostages?
You see for yourself.
Hey! What about me? I'm gonna get some too, ain't I?
They cheer. They clap their hands.