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Get Back To work!
There's no reason why you should've heard of me.
Well, that's if they show up.
If we can't be honest with each other, what else have we got?
Here it is, nearly 11:30. You must be parched.
- I mean, what's he got that I haven't got? - Walls.
A little care, a little imagination...
Are you all right?
- Any idea when you're going to be finished here? - Two weeks.
have been spent right here in this room.
Weasel. Cash.
Did you sleep with him?
You have my congratulations, and you may go home!
Why not?
SoHo, 350 a month. Let's see, Eisenhower was president, right?
MY Shoe!
It's only proved to me how much I love you.
Max, I'm desperate. I need money.
.
- Oh, South of France, I think. - Shouldn't he be here?
You know what this is?
Well, I'm glad it wasn't anything special.
"Shrapp"...?
Water?
But don't you want to hear it back?
Looking to fill your Q$ funnel with DMS?
No, you had your chance, man. This is between me and Duke.
It's the only one I've got. Who wants it?
You've spent years and a fortune to make your name a household word.
- No. Tell him the truth. - I'll lose him.
- No... - I can't give him up.
Ah, home, crap home
I don't care.
- Oh, Walter! - The stairs are out!
Oh, hello, Mr. Stairs. I've missed you.
Mmm...
Would you get the rest of the water, okay?
You're right. If you had to work, you had to work.
EL AGUA DE LA LLAVE ES PURA? NO SEÑOR, TOMA DEL BOTELLON DE TROPICAL WATER
- I think we spoke on the phone. - You're the carpenter?
I'll get it myself. I'll use my new stairs.
Everything’s going to be fixed!
We wanna call ourselves "Meryl Streep."
Just because they showed up to collect the money...
Wait!
Oh, I trust you.
- Good morning, Realty Office. - Oh, here's a beautiful place.
Actually, it was a little special.
Here's Tom. Don't Be Like Tom He Buys Money Pits
- Laying it off on me! - You hypocrite!
I started again two weeks ago. Can I have the damn cigarette?
Walter, can you get your hands on $200,000 by close of business Friday?
Hasta pronto, if you know what I mean.
Oh, man. Now I gotta go flush out my paint sprayer.
It's... beautiful.
- What? - I made it up.
How much longer do we quarantine and keep businesses shut down? TWO MORE WEEKS!
Really?
How do I look in this?
but I wanna put the past behind us and begin again fresh...
- Did you hear that? - What?
A bribe? Sure. Can you be here in a half an hour?
Your shoulders are up over your ears.
You’re number came up We work today
I don't know. You tell me.
- "Walter"? What Walter? - Oh, Max, you know exactly what Walter.
We're laughing...
And don't smoke.
A STAIRCASE... WE HAVE STAIRS!!!
You lived in Paraguay?
Life is good.
Of course I will. I love you.
Look at those holes, huh?
Oh. All right. I'm sorry. Look, guys...
Two weeks
I may not ask you.
I want this house. I need this house.
He has problems because he has a father like me.
Look.
- Yeah. - Don't know any Fieldings around here.
This is it, you duck fart! I'm leaving, and I'm never coming back!