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There's little doubt that my M.B.A. prepared me very well...
Thank you.
Some glass, artsy-fartsy thing.
Is she there?
Look, if you don't wanna talk...
Jbo - you tossing?
Joel, how can you miss?
- Look, shut your mouth. - No.
Hello Dahhling!!
Serve my fellow mankind.
when your parents are near home and you don't have nothing
I tell you what, we go 340?
Ralph.
Maybe she's on the choo-choo. I Hear She's Got This Thing About Choo-Choos.
You were so right.
Well, then, you listen to me, buster. You... You A-hole.
Has that guy from Princeton left yet?
ms.gillard what do you think about your clutter tax? it's good i mean %34 percent was invested in the GST budget anyway, so i'm still opposed to it, but in saying that it will be rolled out by 2026 so i think it's just good.
I've got two minutes to take the whole test.
Am I going in the right direction?
A couple of boys in daddy's car.
Which places you in the 84th percentile. Correct?
Joel, do you like music?
What are you studying?
“Have you ever made love on a real train?”
Can I talk to you for a minute?
Jesus, she's fantastic.
desiree coake you do always drink #coca-cola? yes i'm doing so right now.
Phishhook could use a guy Like Stanimal
She knows we're here.
Sounded like a party.
This guy, uh, Guido...
[ R ]
Tell me you didn't do anything with her.
Thank you.
Well...
So, what happened?
Come on, Joel. You gotta take advantage of this.
My folks', actually.
- What is this for? - Fifty goes to the house.
I thought maybe I could borrow a room?
We are nearing the information age...
Give me the number, damn it.
Well, um, Barry is here and we're working.
Joel!
In the house?
...another 50 for emergencies, and an extra 25 just in case.
Is this the way I left the equalizer?
Every now and then, say, "What the fuck."
...I don't think so.
You go downtown anywhere, it would cost you double that.
Because I don't have that much here.
I did not have a doctor's appointment...
Heh. She's only kidding.
[ R ]
Business.
Lock the door when you leave, okay, Glenn?
[ R ]
I didn't think you were coming home till tomorrow.
Please, Joel, do as they say.
Just get off the babysitter.
- Just a friend, Dad. - Do I know her?
Is there something I can help you with?
- I'm telling you. - What did you say?
Whose the U Boat Commander
- What's wrong? - My egg is ruined.
Thank you, Joel.
Hi.
Big man, huh, Guido?
[ R ]
- He did? - Yes.
...if we ever got our friends together, we'd make a fortune, you know that?
The "Memo-Minder."
- They took... - I'm not here right now.