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Princeton can use a guy like Christian
You don't only take my two best girls, right?
She won't leave.
I could go for some ice cream right now. Heh.
Lana?
there's the ciona. there's the gurgekatgorrgourgerillian.
How come?
What the fuck.
george i told ya not to get an off ramp and roll from it so you'd fall over! boing good riddance faye you plramper!
...so I'm gonna tell you something which I'm sure you'll understand.
Are you the kid I chased last night?
Can I ask you something?
Because, God knows, you're gonna need it. So long.
You're gonna get your ass kicked if he misses it, so, what do you do?
You people have a lot of bonds.
That way, you see, I can call a cab.
"I don't know what I'm doing here.
I don't believe this. I've got a trig. midterm tomorrow...
Now, try this on for size.
- Why don't you start the car? - I'm not gonna hurt you.
"The Leather Castle.
Just help me with the production.
I'M TELLING YOU... - THERE'S NO POLICY
when your parents are near home and you don't have nothing
I mean, this thing has gotten way out of control.
No, I'm sorry.
Scientology I've just made a terrible mistake
Looks like FOGO for lunch
Do exactly as we say, and no one gets hurt.
- No guilt, no doubts, no fear. - Pretty good, huh?
Time of your Kid
Fine, well, let's see what else there is.
STOP ALREADY!
Hi there.
Yes.
Seven sixty-five, Math.
Boy, she sure does a lot of stuff for Luck..
Dr F. thanks for your efforts... And live your own life.
I've got a lot of work to do.
I think he wants us to go.
- ..."trust" would be a four-letter word. - I can't wait to see you.
Just use your best judgment. We trust you.
Lana did production.
The door is open, so I go inside.
Hello Mac, I’m Jackie.
I'll never get into Princeton.
I mean, you look like a smart kid.
- Well, I was here. - We called from the airport.
...I'm going straight to the police. I'm not joking.
Fine. Where are you?
- Hey, how are you guys doing? - Good.
...If you write "unexcused," I fail two midterms.
- I'm surprised you listened to me. - Jerk.
You always been this quick, or is this something new?
Lab reports should be on my desk by tomorrow afternoon.
I don't know, Joel. I haven't given it a lot of thought.
I don't know, man, I don't think I can go 40 on the artsy-fartsy thing.
I'm gonna get a cab.
A party?
Every sales manager I know helps with production.
Where did he get that kind of change?
what would happen if i was a csi case? oh god then the killer wouldn't want the carbon tax victim to go "hello i'm carbon tax gangnam style grissom."
...next couple of days.
You know, Bill...
Uh, again, I'm really sorry.
In a sluggish economy, never, ever fuck with another man's livelihood
Oh well, thanks for letting me know... And take control of your own life...
When we don't hear back from Felix...
Thank you.
Hey, Barry.
What Yes
Looks like 0-3
Big school.
His exact words.
- Come on, let's go. - Did I hear others there?
Ready?
This is my friend, Miles.
Yeah, I swear.
Now he's gone. Will you take his place?
raelene if you're not good for the rails club i'll report you to the cankeragement! ok ok grandpa brendan snell i'll be good. after all joicoiceful talons.
Hey Ceci life is too short and we’re not getting any younger. You know how I feel and in the immortal words of Tom Cruise in Risky Business…
- Hi, Joel. - Hey, Miles, what's going on?
"Lander can use a guy like Joel..."
Yup. Flog the bishop.
- Please. - I'll be out in a sec.
I mean, after your friend came over, I couldn't believe it.
Last night?
Rutherford made a couple of new friends.
They look for that sort of thing.