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Good night, everybody.
"Junior Varsity Tennis Team. Recording Secretary, Spanish Club.
I deal in human fulfillment.
- Ooh. - Ha, ha.
Hello Dahhling!
Good. I hope it hurts.
I don't wanna do nothing with you anymore.
- Right. - I disagree.
If you wanted to, could you take them over again?
Boffing and f***ing Are the same thing
What if I had a bond in the bank?
Friday night, the 4th, at the house.
Maybe we work for Joel now.
...would you just have a seat in the...?
Hello, Joel. I'm Jackie.
- Just make money. - Yeah.
Ha-ha-ha. Yeah. What did you think it was?
- Asshole. Hey. - I'd like a good time tonight. Bye.
- Hi. - Hi, Glenn. What's up?
Why?
- That's good. - Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Mom, Dad.
who's filling in for sharon waltham? dormuse sentinel.
Who's the U-Boat Commander
We made Barry our treasurer.
Don't forget to water the plants around the patio and in the dining room.
Ask me about Vicki. Ha-ha-ha!
It sounds great, Miles.
Okay.
You're providing your friends with an invaluable service.
Sweetheart, I said the 5th.
Oop. I'm sorry.
I mean, doesn't anyone wanna accomplish anything?
Look, just give me a break.
is swollen meaning miss mouk? yes it is. "miss mouk that's the moukgic.".
Maybe going out and getting some ice cream or something like that?
All right, Goodsen, we know you're in there.
Don't you know that?
I don't want no problems.
Well, how did you do?
Look, will you do me a favor?
I don't want to spend the rest of my life in analysis.
Forget it.
Look, we're not exactly ripping you off or anything.
Someday, you'll thank me for this.
- Start the goddamn car, Joel! - Lana, open the door.
Can you send it to me, Joel?
You want me to do you a favor?
Joel do you hear something odd
You write the message down here, hit the switch...
Oh, good.
Who's the U-boat commander?
Future Enterpriser.
It's what every white boy off the lake wants.
who's filling in for marcos navarro? gabi ali.
...it's your hard-earned dollar, am I right?
Okay!
who's filling in for marie tierney? carlan porti.
Uh...
"I think I'm in the mood."
All right.
So how we doing?
Oh, shit.
I just thought it might be nice if, uh, we spent the evening together.
Hey.
Okay, here's how it works.
uh uh, on second thought i'm gonna change it to stirradiooffski wilta hunnöangster kàowmdcatreee frõugstein stèînbeckagher morteren balk îîjop. ok then.
Yeah.
It's what you want. It's what every white boy off the lake wants.
now unvanquish emma di agostino! jeue osi usu ooit mdj idjd ifi udjeia
You Joel? Nice place you got here.
Taxi!
Who's the U-boat commander?
Joel, go to school. Go learn something.
No charge?
SCOTUS CaN use a guy like kav
My name is Russell Bitterman, from Wheaton High.
I did not do it with her, Joel.
looks like a return to the BCS era
And they're gone till Sunday?
This is the one.
And my mother's egg?
My manager.
Okay, where do you want to go?
What are you doing here?"
No. I'm playing cards.
[ R ]
One night, all right? And then you find another place to stay.
Oh, Jesus, Dad.
Well, I'm sorry.
who's filling in for kieran trutwein? marcus buttery.
Okay.
Golf King could use a guy like Gary..
Sure.
Fuck! Get out of here!