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- Yeah, I feel like I've grown. - Good. Let's pick up on this next week.
Men are obsessed with cleavage, women are obsessed with shoes.
They used to use the bouillabaisse for a toilet.
There must have been something in the pasta primavera I had for lunch.
Then Julian says, I'm not cleaning it up.
Because I snubbed her. You see? Women, they like that.
- More jokes? - Another ending?
You didn't like it?
Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it.
- I think you'd better go. - I'm going baby. I'm going!
What was that dish? Pasta primavera.
Oh, and one more thing, bring the shoes.
...of what should happen when, that the other person knows nothing about.
Yes, I understand women.
We better get started. My daughter's gonna be here soon.
Oh, boy.
She comes to my restaurant, comes right in my kitchen...
...and I walked her to her building. And just before I left...
You were like you just put a quarter in one of those metal things...
Field of vision, huh?
You don't think I can attract attention.... you don't think I could put asses in the seats?
He caught me in a cleavage peek. So big deal.
- You kissed her? - Right on the mouth.
That's a reflex. Cleavage, poke. Cleavage, poke.
That really embarrassed me.
That is my idea of comedy.
You know what I did? I snubbed her
My Botticelli shoes. You've been talking about my Botticelli shoes.
I snubbed her
Great.
He’s such a control freak!
He snubbed me.
- He poked me! - There was cleavage in the area.
- What was that dish he said- - Pasta primavera.
You don't think I can attract attention, put asses in the seats?