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...to a nearby UFO landing. That's what it is.
Looking at an Eclipse is like looking at the sun, you dont stare at it
Come on, let's stay with it. We gotta finish this today.
Your script needs...
...this is like boarding the alien ship.
No they don't. I tried that once.
What's the difference? What are we gonna do now?
Hey, listen, Elaine...
...is each person has their own sexual timetable...
Oh, you have a daughter.
- What do you mean you snubbed her? - I walked by her, never said a word.
- You get a sense of it, then look away. - All right.
...good.
I'm not allowed to shop there?
So you never know.
Something derogatory?
...there's got to be some physical contact, as you can see right there.
Get a good look, Wolf?
...we have to look. We cannot not look.
I saw her outside the Y. She came up to me, she started yelling...
You don't consider age in the face of cleavage.
I remember you had three dates with her...
- Hi. - I'm Molly.
Nice shoes.
...because we're so preoccupied with cleavage and shoes.
Every woman I saw, I snubbed. You never saw people so pleased.
Yes. Yes, I did.
- That's why I poked. - Why I peeked.
- She is? - She's real sensual.
- Thank you. - Where did you get them?
That kind of comedy, that's a little broad for us.
And I'm paying for this. She's my employee.