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Disgraceful…
All right.
- I thought your mother's paying for it. - And she slaves to earn every penny...
Even right now, I know you're gonna say something.
Hey, she's something, huh? She's a wild one. She's wearing me out.
So you send me to this therapist to help me with my emotional disorders...
- We know when something's funny. - It cannot not be funny.
The problem with the beginning of the relationship...
I think she sneezed all over someone's pasta primavera.
Oh, no. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- Hi. - Hi.
Dalrymple just cancelled the pilot.
- Hey, Gail? - Yeah.
...and the butler is very distracted and can't work.
You, me, Kramer, the butler. It's too much.
Plus, you're coming down with something. You want me to get sick?
Too spicy. He wants another one.
But let's face it...
I'm not sure.
How I'm buying my shoes now at Botticelli's.
Well, I guess she didn't think it was funny.
- She said she'll do it. - All right.
You know, I had the hardest time trying to get some out. I just kept...
I don't know. Once he leaves the building, he's out of my jurisdiction.
...because I snubbed her. Then we started talking a little bit...
...starts complaining that I'm talking about her shoes.
There were too many people in the room.
But she was 15.
...sexual standard dating procedure.
They're Botticelli's.
Elaine.
If you're going to be in a creative field...
Then Julian says, "I'm not cleaning it up."
- Somebody like Gail, though. - Yeah.
- You what? - Yeah, I kissed her.