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Now, reformat this for me and send it down to Accounting.
This is the cell-phone number of the secretary that works in the deputy mayor's office.
What? No.
lol plus lol
Warm. Warmer.
Honestly, I think he still loves you. He's a little worried.
This just came in off the wire. There's a bomb scare at city hall.
Now I'm being forced to sit here and watch it disintegrate right before my eyes.
That is fascinating.
Not without breaking any union bylaws.
but I slept with you?
They could go on for years even.
- Bill-- - Farce, farce. Farce, farce, farce.
Of course it is. You know what holds the station together?
You know, uh, Joe, I think Mr. James treats you pretty well.
- Fix my glasses? - You got a deal.
Come on. Why don't you just give it another chance?
No, there wasn't. But it was a great radio moment. Mm-hmm.
- Get out. - Here.
Calm yourself, little one. Matthew?
But-But he's... evil. Is he, Dave? Is he?
Yeah, I wish I could work. I can't even get to my desk here.
You win, all right? You win.
So you'll, uh-- you'll tell me when the soup's ready, won't you?
That's-- That's good to hear. Whoops!
I'll just pop it in here. We'll just turn it on there.