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so that she could be closer to her football-player boyfriend,
Gotta be fucking kidding.
I have a plan. Ridiculous.
In other news,
♪ I knew I'd meet death Before I'd let you meet harm ♪
[all laughing]
But they're still our kids.
Especially Mikayla.
I mean, whenever he was home, he was so tired we never did shit.
Could I be more hands-on like Jo is with the kids?
You realize how much shit I had to do to get you in there?
-[Leeza] That tracks. -[Joya] Yeah. Yeah.
Hey, attaboy, champ.
Okay.
-Fuck! -God, are you okay?
-Whoa, whoa, whoa. Calm down, sir! -[Jerome] Is that it? Is that--
Fucking chant?
I know what she was up to.
[Broadway] Hm!
Oh, my God. I knew we could do it. I mean, you. But we.
-[chortling] -Oh, my God.
Um... okay.
["Blood on the Leaves" by Kanye West playing]
but I don't think the black fathers get the same presumption of goodness.
Okay, Broadway, cool. Well, nice to see you, as always.
during the NBA Finals.
That's so cool!
Only reason I didn't do that college game everybody else in Hollywood was doing
He didn't even ask if he was okay.
One in fucking four.
Brooklyn's birthday is August 9th?
Trash.
with relatively no concerns?
["La Cucaracha" plays from food truck]
Of course I knew!
That story had so much--
Being a black dad does put you at a disadvantage.
-It's Mikayla. -[Joya] Mikayla.
I lend my success to you.
And now, like my life, it's a swing and a miss. Fuck!
-These aren't my size either! -I think you got all the sizes wrong.
to his son,
I work my nails to the bone for you,
No, you're being ridiculous.
So rumor has it that
See a lot of interesting faces out here.
Why can't I get praised for being a great writer,
-[man] Yeah. -[Kenya] Yeah. There is. There is.
Help me out on this one, bro.
My point being is, don't you think it's weird how
Check it out! Check it out! Check it out!
[gunfire on television]
and I was like, "You know what? Fuck you."