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Danny, what do you mean you don't know when any of my kids' birthdays are?
-Lots of new faces. Um... -[Joya] Mm-hmm.
-Yeah, dude. -Marsha.
-[Mikayla] Yeah. -Nice to meet you. [chuckles]
-Okay. -Yep, it's August 9th.
-Yes, it is. -Is it?
-Beyoncé. -I love Serena Williams too.
If I ask you right now,
-I'm gluten-free. -I'm vegan.
Then I look around at these, you know. white dads, like Jim,
to the annual bowling night?
are actually spending more time with their kids these days.
[Broadway] That's for real. Seriously.
-Stop while you're ahead. -What the fuck is happening right now?
-Hey, Dad! You made it! -[Kenya] Yeah.
Second of all, I was just telling you about a class that I like. God!
Okay, first of all, it's my boyfriend.
-What up? -What's up, Dad?
You...
-She's always posting about her baby. -And Jada Pinkett Smith.
Like, this jacket, you probably got an Instagram ad, right?
[Drea] A study by the CDC showed that black dads
Also, why would you assume that I'd be offended by you mentioning Hitler?
I mean, we're gonna be the leader on this. Lead the pack.
That's my phone, bud, ringing.
They grab a hat,
because society has perpetuated the image that that's all we are is thugs.
Mom! Mom!
in the streets,
Big day Friday, right?
Okay, Brooklyn counts.
-You know, of course-- -I didn't get your name.
-I got you some Roscoe's. -Roscoe's!
This country shits on black fathers for existing
What? No.
[Kenya] You gotta admit, dude. At least she's on brand.
But in youth baseball, as in war,
[woman] That was so stressful.
Fendi keychains?
The kids don't like family outings and sometimes,
[clearing throat]
That's what I'm saying.
I'm also competing
If I'm still into it, then maybe I can work a little bit harder
Fuck Jim.
I meant to ask you earlier...
-Nothing. -Yo, seriously.
Yeah. I mean, it's a vibe.
[Joya] Hey.
Uh-huh.
Losers.
-Do what? -I'll coach the team.
and I also have six kids.