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If you talked about it on Friday, you would've missed it.
- What Inn thing? - You know.
I'm always at the Inn, the market or the hospital.
If I hadn't stopped watching This Old House, I'd be 500 pounds now.
You're supposed to shield her from shame, not cause it.
and the novelist Edna O'Brien has been quoted as saying...
I loved the little sombrero napkin holders. Very ole.
- Keep it. - I really liked it.
I never meant to treat you like that.
- And laugh. - Hamsters can't laugh.
- You cannot be serious. - We could get him a pretty bowl.
I know it was bad, but this was a vicious hamster.
Bring it with you tomorrow.
I can't believe you won't just sell them to me.
Four slices, pepperoni pizza.
Why do you keep trying to give me the book?
Yet, as soon as that dinner is over and I start cleaning up...
- So don't you dismiss my rules! - Fine. Great.
Four slices, pepperoni pizza
- You're her mother. - How did you...
My crazy, stupid rules are the reason we are doing so good in our lives!
Did you save me some Jell-O? What?
But the thing is, if things go well, the way I hope they're going...
that is perfectly safe, completely delicious, and...
- For someone? - Yes.
I do not know what to do here.
Really? How so?
It's hard with my hours.
That's great.
That Parents' Day is fun.
When was the last time you put those things on?
I broke the rules when I brought him into our lives...
and reading a particularly difficult passage, but, alas, you're all saved.
- Rebecca. - And you'll call me?
When we're not in school, I'll call you Rebecca.
How does First Annual Mother-Daughter Ditch Day sound?
But I won't make the cheerleading squad.
In fact, I want as little space as possible.
Give it back the next time you see him.
Could you figure it out before French class?
Wait a minute. Oh, my God. I cannot believe what an idiot I am.
- What? - Because I'm not ready.
Okay, fine.
'and tends to react badly toward blond-haired females, brunette males...
My stuffed fried squash blossoms are extremely popular with customers.
He wanted to know if you were going to Parents' Day...
Just take your damn book.
No promises until I see what she looks like.
Hi!
- Tomorrow? - Parents' Day.
Shut up. We would be excellent pet owners, thank you.