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I think they're doing it, Trent.
♪ And make a joyful noise ♪
You're just devoted to a higher purpose.
Okay, see you.
(CROWD APPLAUDING)
Pressure makes diamonds.
I want to become a guru so girls will like me.
♪ Lead me to your rock ♪
A real connection.
The end of game four, and the Leafs take it two to zero.
Omar Sharif, my balls!
Nice place, eh? Yeah.
Ow! My pubes!
No! Leave that man out of this.
That little booger gave me a nose-whistle during the whole show.
you're not allowed to fight anyone in today's hockey match.
No, no, no! You!
and two elephants started humping outside,
Rajneesh, I'd like an alligator soup, and make it snappy.
Hey! It's down to one game.
I explain that when love goes wrong...
when you forget to put sl
if you've never been in a relationship?
Look at you. You're jumpy.
(WHIRRING)
All right, you know what?
Connection. Yeah.
you may remove the belt.
Yeah. Here we go.
Jane!
♪ You were my eye... ♪
Then I need you to write Prudence an apology letter,
Okay.
(LAUGHING)
The five-hole is here, between the legs.
Yes! "Gee, you are you." TM.
(LAUGHING)
As great as you are, I don't need to become the next Deepak Chopra.
Only smaller.
I think I'm about to risk something.
Miss Bullard.
Jane! Do you trust me?
Perhaps I can change him.
They're not shaking!
Supportive?
TRENT: And the Kings take the first game of the Stanley Cup Finals.
TRENT: Game three here in Los Angeles. The L.A. Kings have beaten the Leafs.
that my student was finally shedding his defenses.
People may say bad things about you
**
Ow ! My cock! My coq! My calk!
JAY: That's when Roanoke fell apart.
Uncle Jack. Can I get a hand getting off this elephant?
Thank you. Thank you, sir.
Until we get the call from Oprah.
I'm the next Deepak Chopra, right?
The first period came before he got syphilis.
Amende! Combattez n'importe qui pour quelque raison que ce soit.
No!
TRENT: Ladies and gentlemen, the Leafs take the ice.
I've read all your books.
Roanoke on the breakaway, just him and Grande!
and me being number two?
Mariska Hargitay, Your Holiness.
I'm not married.
'cause there's only six minutes left in the game!
Nuts in a sling.
He doesn't have to stand up to his mother.
Darren Roanoke is in the game!
Well, this kitten's got a whip. Meow!
It's called Kartapal Birigalapatt.
You have, what we call in the guru business,
TRENT: Roanoke is hit hard. Open net! He misses!
♪ More than words ♪
Known as the Tiger Woods of hockey,
Jane, I promise you, everything will be fine.
I emptied the load stuck in my ballsack
♪ And make a joyful noise ♪
I have one idea that just might work. Yeah.
Tonawanda Street? I know this street.
And what's the other tattoo?
He's finally here for the first time on the Oprah show.
I know, but I must deliver this apology letter to her.
Your Holiness, I spoke with the producers at Oprah,
Do you want Prudence back? Of course I do.
PITKA: (IN MORGAN FREEMAN'S VOICE) When I was a child in India,
Then, after he got syphilis, he would say things like,
which is where our journey begins.
I am rigid.
I speak of intimacy, or "into-me-I-see."
Roanoke found out his wife, Prudence,
Not a chance, boss.
Hey! I said stay away from the girl!
Oh, yeah, they do. Oh, no, they don't.
Ow! Ooooh! O! My coq! My cock! My wee-willy wang
♪ You were my voice ♪ ♪ when I couldn't speak ♪
but I know you have your meeting with the Lollipop Guild.
I see someone who's ready for change.
Why not?
(THUDDING)
Congratulations, you have been regressed.
♪ Everybody needs a bosom ♪ ♪ for a pillow ♪
Daffy Duck pushing a lawn mower through my pubes.
Go Leafs.
We shall now compete in a game of tag.
Isn't that just adorable?
Tickle, tickle.
My gonads!