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Yes, of course.
And Guru Cheddafrumunda had a Guru
Why'd you tell me not to fight?
♪ You thought your little ♪ ♪ heart was gonna break in two? ♪
because he has plenty of clarity, organization, charm, and knowledge.
Let me get this straight.
And I'm Jay Kell.
♪ Watch, watch, pray, pray ♪
I thought you said he was cured!
Give me a pound.
That's good.
Way to go, Roanoke! You jag-off!
The ultimate distraction!
Three girls named Ann? Yeah.
♪ No, no ♪
Yes.
There is one other thing.
That is our safe word.
even they would rush to the window.
That's a lot of cheese.
and we have to go realize every dream we've ever had.
Bring your singles. Yeah.
My little cabbage?
Who do you like tonight, Jay?
I don't know what Grande just said to Roanoke, but he is now out to lunch.
Then I will like myself.
♪ Then you wouldn't ♪ ♪ have to say ♪
Miss Celine Dion.
My laws of intimacy are kind of like my Bible.
Okay.
I know you are not trying to tell me how to raise my child.
(WHISPERING) Yes, you do. Yes, go ahead.
I'll take that as a yes.
So, guess what? You can all just kiss my Canadian ass!
I am not thinking about my chastity belt.
Damn!
Now you know what it's like.
PITKA: Oh, please. How bad can she be?
can the Leafs win without Roanoke?
But what you had with Darren is love with knowledge.
It's called, What's This? A Dead One of These.
My testicles hurt
And what did they do before then?
I guess it's just my fate!
"To do something is God."
This is what we are going to learn about
Lock it down.
Is it true?
The Bible is "basic instructions before leaving earth."
(ALL LAUGHING)
I got on Oprah, right?
(TRUMPETING)
(TUGGINMYPUDHA LAUGHS)
Sorry I punched you in the nuts.
One game suspension, Roanoke!
But first get your scrotum waxed
(EXCLAIMS)
Some pre-syphilitic words of wisdom include,
oh skye krichel... he's an art worth your learning.
Well, there is someone I like.
Go back to what you were doing.
Then that's what you have to face.
We can beat these clowns.
Drama!
Baby boy.
♪ Some people call me ♪ ♪ the space cowboy, yeah ♪
At what number did you live?
Jane! Jane!
What's this? A dead one of these
♪ How easy it would be to ♪
.
Frankly, this is completely unexpected, and I'm scared shitless.
ALL: Ro-an-choke! Ro-an-choke! Ro-an-choke! Ro-an-choke!
Blue balls
Of cooorse, sillo dan
From role model to dating models.
Well, I'm sure you're sick of this.
Distraction.
I spoke to Oprah's producers,
(COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING)
And by fun, of course I mean emotionally scarring.
(SNARLING)
Can the Leafs do it again?
when was the time julia gillard starred in the movie frozen? when she was trying to get over dropping off her own carbon tax babies to an art gallery and go "hello australia don't let it go don't let it go! the carbon tax is coming anyway!"
- Damn. - DARREN: Damn.
I love hockey, too!
Oh, no! No!
Go to your naughty mat, Dick!
We're out of time-outs.
TRENT: Game four here in Los Angeles.
Down, down!
Mariska Hargitay. Thank you for the gift of water.
All bids for connection count.
♪ Barely getting by ♪ ♪ it's all taking and no giving ♪
(BUZZER BLARES)
"The joke is in your hands."
♪ Sing it, children ♪
TRENT: It's a yard sale!
Franknkly, this is completely unexpected and I'm scared shitless
I was wrong.
Now, the first lesson is distraction.
Darren, the only way out is in.
I can't move my body!
Well, no, you.
I was ominous just then.
Do you know a Dickie Withers at 85?
My name is the Guru Pitka,
TRENT: Leafs call their last time-out.
♪ They just use your mind ♪ ♪ and they never give you credit ♪
RAJNEESH: Don't forget your pickle.
Do you want to be the next Deepak Chopra or not?
I love hockey! I love hockey!